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Dead Presidents America’s Government on Trial.

By D R Hann

PDH Publishing

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This is a work of fiction. Some names, characters, places, and or incidents are the author’s imagination and are fictitious.

I would like to thank Wikipedia and my wife, Phyllis. Without their help, this book would not have been possible. Thank you Phyllis.

Introduction

Dead ex-presidents? Yes, they are deciding if the American Federal Government should be abolished.

Dead ex-presidents, for the abolishment of the federal government. Dead ex-presidents fighting to keep the federal government alive. Dead ex-presidents not sure which side they will take.

Benjamin Franklin, as judge, with common and famous Americans as witnesses.

Now the dead ex-presidents must decide; is the America Federal Government guilty or innocent. Find out which presidents said what, and what was their verdict. Plus, little known facts about these presidents.

I tried to check all of my facts, but there could be errors.

Author’s note: After doing my research, I feel that Presidents Cleveland and Coolidge may have been the most honest, independent and committed to principles of America this country has ever had.

Other books by D R Hann

Satan’s Authorized Biography.

My Son’s Tour in Afghanistan; A Father’s Thoughts

and Feelings

My Interviews with Famous Dead People

Truth! What the Church Will Not Teach You

Chapters

Chapter 1 Benjamin Franklin, The Judge

Chapter 2 George Washington, The General

Chapter 3 John Adams, Power Opposed To Power, And Interest To Interest

Chapter 4 Thomas Jefferson, Principal Author Of The Declaration Of Independence

Chapter 5 James Madison, Father Of The Constitution

Chapter 6 James Monroe, Free From Other Nation’s Influence

Chapter 7 John Q. Adams, Mr. Education

Chapter 8 Andrew Jackson, Old Hickory

Chapter 9 Martin Van Buren, After Four Years, I No Longer Wanted The Office

Chapter 10 William H. Harrison, Shortest Time As The President

Chapter 11 John Tyler, A Man For States Rights

Chapter 12 James Polk, The One Term Doer

Chapter 13 Zachary Taylor, I Am No Politician

Chapter 14 Millard Fillmore, The Last Of My Party To Be President

Chapter 15 Franklin Pierce, More Than Meets The Eye

Chapter 16 James Buchanan, The Appeaser

Chapter 17 Abraham Lincoln, A Man Of Thoughts And Words

Chapter 18 Andrew Johnson, I Was Impeached

Chapter 19 Ulysses Grant, No Bull

Chapter 20 Rutherford Hayes, Almost Not President

Chapter 21 James Garfield, I Was The Second Of Three Presidents In 1881

Chapter 22 Chester Arthur, The Tragedy, The Presidency

Chapter 23 Grover Cleveland, President Twice, Non-Consecutive Terms

Chapter 24 Benjamin Harrison, I Lost The Popular Vote, But Still Became President

Chapter 25 William McKinley, What America Makes, The World Should Take

Chapter 26 Theodore Roosevelt, Don’t Call Me Teddy

Chapter 27 William Taft, World Peace

Chapter 28 Woodrow Wilson, What I Believed In Was Wrong

Chapter 29 Warren Harding, First Sitting Senator To Become President

Chapter 30 Calvin Coolidge, Less Government

Chapter 31 Herbert Hoover, I Only Wanted To Triumph Over Poverty

Chapter 32 Franklin Roosevelt, FDR, The New Deal

Chapter 33 Harry Truman, The Buck Stops Here

Chapter 34 Dwight Eisenhower, Leadership And Diplomacy

Chapter 35 John Kennedy, The president we loved

Chapter 36 Lyndon Johnson, A Great Society

Chapter 37 Richard Nixon, It Is Up To The People

Chapter 38 Gerald Ford, Equality For All

Chapter 39 Ronald Reagan, The Government Is Not The Solution

Chapter 40 The New Amendments For America

Chapter 41 Little Known Facts About These Presidents

Chapter 1 Benjamin Franklin, The Judge

“Sir, are you the writer, Don, we have heard of you on the other side?”

“Yes , who is this?”

“Why, it is Benjamin, Benjamin Franklin.”

“Benjamin Franklin, thee Benjamin Franklin; the guy with the kite, the guy who said penny wise pound foolish, ‘Poor Richard’s Almanac,’ that Benjamin Franklin?”

“Yes, I am the same Benjamin Franklin. I have been summoned to come before you by those ex-presidents, who have passed to this side, and those ex-presidents which reside in that cold dark place. To see if you would be the

recorder of a trial that the ex-presidents would like to hold.”

“Ex-presidents? Trial? Explain in more detail?”

“You see, one day George Washington and Andrew Jackson were having a discussion about the state of affairs that America is in today. Well, one thing led to another and before you know it, all of the ex-presidents were involved.

There are those ex-presidents who would like to put the American Government on trial. Those ex- presidents who would like to prosecute the American Government. There are those who would like to defend the American Government. There are also those who have not decided.

It was a unanimous decision to have someone record this trial, to write what was said by which ex-president. Since you, sir, can hear us, who have passed, you, sir, are really the only logical choice. The ex-presidents would

like you to write and have published what is said.”

“Trial of the American Government? There are ex-presidents who are willing to prosecute the American Government?”

“Yes sir, there are ex-presidents who feel that the American Government is completely going in the incorrect direction. May I tell the presidents that you would be a noble American and do this?”

“You may call me Don, Mr. Franklin. These are the ex-presidents, like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt?”

“Yes, all of the ex-presidents, even Nixon, want to be in on this trial. You, Don, may call me Ben. The ex- presidents have placed me in as judge and overseer of this trial.”

“Yes, I mean who would not want to do

this.”

“Good Don, we will commence, prepare to write.”

Benjamin Franklin: “I will now call upon those presidents who are defending the American Government. George Washington, John Adams, James Monroe, John Quincy Adams, William Harrison, John Tyler, Zachary Taylor, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses Grant, Rutherford Hays, Herbert Hoover, Dwight Eisenhower, Richard Nixon.

Now I call upon those presidents who are prosecuting the American Government. Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, James Polk, Andrew Johnson, James Garfield, Chester Arthur, Grover Cleveland, Benjamin Harrison, William McKinley, William Taft, Woodrow Wilson, Calvin Coolidge.

Now I call upon those presidents who have yet to decide to defend or to prosecute the American Government. Theodore Roosevelt.”

Theodore Roosevelt: “Bully, bully!”

Franklin: “Please save your comments for the trial. Warren Harding, Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, John Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson,

Gerald Ford, and last, Ronald Reagan.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Let the record show the number of presidents to prosecute, defend and abstain in taking sides at this time.”

Franklin: “Let the record show that at the start of this trial, there were sixteen presidents defending the American Government, fourteen presidents prosecuting the American Government and eight presidents who abstain from taking sides at this time.”

Jefferson Davis: “I would like to be counted as one of the presidents who would like to prosecute the American Government.”

John Q. Adams: “No! History shows that Jefferson Davis was not a President of America, therefore, he should not be able to prosecute the American Government.”

Jefferson Davis: “Sir, I was the President of the Confederate States of America.”

John Q. Adams: “Mr. Franklin, I would like to put this motion to a vote and would like to have the record show this is nothing more than a stunt done by those who are prosecuting the American Government.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, I would like the record to show that my esteemed colleague, John Q. Adams, is playing politics and making a false accusation.”

Presidents defending: “No! No! No! This is a sham!”

Franklin: “Order, Order in this court. Gentlemen, may I remind you this is now a court of law. There will be no more outbursts. At this time, I think a vote to allow or to deny, Jefferson Davis to prosecute the American Government would be appropriate. I also think that presidents defending and prosecuting should choose a leader. At this time, please complete this task. Gentlemen, when you have decided on your votes, and who your leaders are, please notify me.”

John Kennedy: “Mr. Franklin if I may; do we not have a say at this time, even though we have not chosen a side? Do we not have a right and duty to vote?”

Franklin: “Good point Mr. Kennedy. As judge and overseer, I find that all ex-presidents have a right and, therefore, a vote and say in all matters in this trial.

Sirs, may I have your leaders step forward and give me your votes. Let the record show the leader for the presidents defending the American Government is Abraham Lincoln, sixteenth President of America. Their vote is sixteen votes to deny Jefferson Davis to be able to prosecute the American Government.

Let the record show that Thomas Jefferson, the third President of America, is the leader for those presidents who are prosecuting the American Government. Their vote is fourteen votes to allow Jefferson Davis to be able to prosecute the American Government.

Let the record show that, at this time, Gerald Ford, the thirty-eighth President of America, is the leader of those presidents who have abstained, at this time, in taking sides. Their vote is six votes to deny and two votes to allow

Jefferson Davis, to be able to prosecute the American Government. Let the record

show by a vote of twenty two, to deny and sixteen to allow. The motion to allow

Jefferson Davis to be able to prosecute the American Government is denied.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Good judgment.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, I would like to hold Mr. Jefferson Davis as a witness to be called upon later.”

Franklin: “Allowed. Let the record show Mr. Jefferson is holding Mr. Jefferson Davis as a witness, for those presidents prosecuting the American government.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Andrew Jackson would like to bring forth a vote to those presidents, who are still in that cold dark place, not be allowed to participate in this trial.”

Andrew Jackson: “Yes, no participation!”

Franklin: “Order, gentlemen, order! Gentlemen, these men are still ex-presidents. Even though they may still be repenting, they are still ex-presidents. Therefore, as being judge and overseer for this trial, I order that those Presidents, still in that cold dark place, be allowed to participate in this trial and their names not be recorded.”

Thomas Jefferson: “James Madison has brought forth a motion that this trial be held in a parliamentary manor.”

John Adams: “This is an outrage! No motion! No motion!”

Franklin: “Order, Order! Gentlemen, this is America, but since you would like to have your comments heard, I deny a vote for a parliamentary format, but will allow comments as long as you, the ex-presidents, show proper decorum.

Now I would like to make this clear as rain. If you do not show the proper respect for this trial and for what is being recorded, then I will not allow this to continue. Is that understood Mr. Presidents?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Yes Mr. Franklin, a very wise decision.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes Mr. Franklin, we will abide by your decision for decorum.”

Gerald Ford: “Yes Mr. Franklin, we understand and will abide by that decision.

If I may Mr. Franklin, I would like to bring a motion forward.”

Franklin: “Yes sir.”

Gerald Ford: “I would like to bring a motion forward that each president be allowed to speak and to bring a witness forward.”

Ronald Reagan: “Yes, great idea Gerald!”

John Q. Adams: “Good judgment!”

Franklin: “Yes, this would be proper and right. Let the record show that each ex-president be able to make a statement, and to call one witness forward.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Good judgment!”

Franklin: “As judge, we shall proceed by the number of the elected president. Therefore, General Washington shall go first.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, I object to you calling Mr. Washington, General Washington, on the grounds that he is an ex-president here defending the American Government and is not here as a general. This may make his argument more compelling. This may sway the American public’s opinion.”

Franklin: “Objection is taken into consideration, and I accept your objection

and rule in your favor, Mr. Jefferson, as this could cause an undue benefit to those defending presidents.

From now on, ex-presidents will only be called by Mr. President or by their last names. At this time, I instruct the court recorder to only record any and all ex-presidents by Mr. or their first and last names.”

John Quincy Adams: “I object, Mr. Franklin, to the use of only first and last names. My father, the second President of America, is also known as John Adams.”

Franklin: “Objection is taken into consideration. I accept your objection John

Quincy Adams, and rule in your favor. Let it be known, from this day forward, that this court and the recorder for this court use John Q. Adams for John Quincy Adams. I now instruct the court recorder to change any and all court

transcripts to reflect this. I call upon Mr. Washington to proceed with his statement.”

Chapter 2 George Washington, The General

George Washington: “We need a strong American Federal Government, so as to

have a strong America. Yes, it must change but it must not be eliminated. It is not the government who is with fault. It is because of partisanship, which if left un-checked would be the same as a dictatorship. Maybe the problem is not the government but the fact that America has engaged in many foreign conflicts.

Yes, the American Government has exploded in too much growth, but that does not mean to eliminate it. The answer for the Federal Government is not to eliminate it but to eliminate the politicians who run it.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Let it be stated and recorded that President Washington is

stating facts that are consistent with us who would prosecute the Federal Government.”

Andrew Jackson: “Here, here!”

George Washington: “Mr. Jefferson, please place no words in my mouth or brain.”

John Adams: “Mr. Jefferson was always good at that.”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, remember decorum.”

George Washington: “If we allow the American Government to be eliminated,

then in essence, we eliminate a vital part of America. If we allow this, then what

is next, our education system, health care, Social Security or even help for the poor?”

Thomas Jefferson: “And as well they should be eliminated from the American Government!”

James Madison: “Yes, eliminate!”

George Washington: “Mr. Jefferson, would you say your words to those needy Americans?”

Thomas Jefferson: “No Mr. Washington! I would eliminate this monster called the American Federal Government and take the savings and have enough money to fund any and all public assistance programs, a great way to help those truly needy Americans.”

George Washington: “Mr. Jefferson, this matter is not as easy as it sounds, for if one loses his feet, then that person can no longer walk. So it is with America and its government, it is a vital part of America!

Gentlemen, look at the world that we share. Is there not a government in every country, from countryside to countryside, where people have the government they desire? If not, they must raise up as we did at America’s birth. Remember, people have the government they want and accept.

As the American people may vote, then this only goes to show, this is the government they have accepted. Mr. Jefferson, and to all those presidents prosecuting this government, I say if you prosecute this government, then you must prosecute America itself! If you are willing to prosecute America’s Government, then you must also prosecute the American citizens!

This would be considered un-American and treason against the very country some of us started!”

Ronald Reagan: “Good point George!”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Washington, as you have remarked, please place no words in my mouth or in my brain!”

Prosecuting Presidents: “Laughter!”

George Washington: “Laugh if you want gentlemen, but at least I realize this is serious business.”

James Monroe: “Here, here!”

Thomas Jefferson: “I sir, am insulted by your comments! Now are you finished with your statement?”

George Washington: “Yes, Mr. Franklin. I am finished with my statement. I would like to call my witness.”

Franklin: “Mr. Washington, your request is granted.”

George Washington: “I call upon Mr. Thomas Howell.”

Thomas Howell: “Present, General.”

Thomas Jefferson: “I object Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “On what grounds, Mr. Jefferson?”

Thomas Jefferson: “I object on the grounds that Mr. Howell has called Mr. Washington, General.”

Franklin: “Objection taken and sustained.

Mr. Howell please refer to Mr. Washington, as Mr. Washington or President Washington and not as General Washington.”

Thomas Howell: “Yes Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Howell, please state your full name, place and year of birth.”

Mr. Thomas Howell: “My name is Thomas John Howell and I was born in Penns Woods, in the year of our Lord in 1760.”

Franklin: “Let the record show, for clarity, that Mr. Howell was born in Pennsylvania. Proceed Mr. Washington.”

George Washington: “Mr. Thomas Howell, Thomas, why you have the same first name as my esteemed colleague, Thomas Jefferson.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “On what grounds, Mr. Jefferson?”

Thomas Jefferson: “My esteemed colleague is leading the witness and leading him to nowhere.”

Franklin: “Objection sustained, Mr. Washington. In fact, would all presidents

keep comments to themselves. We would like this trial to end within a year, in man’s time.”

George Washington: “Mr. Howell, how did you feel living under the King’s rule?”

Thomas Howell: “Gen .... I mean President Washington, I did not like living under the King’s rule. It was rule in which the people had no say.”

George Washington: “So Mr. Howell, what did you do about the King’s rule?”

Thomas Howell: “I did what every man, who no longer wanted to live under the

King’s rule did, I joined the Continental Army, to either live free or die, if necessary.”

George Washington: “Mr. Howell, in what year did you join the Continental Army and what was your job?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection, Mr. Franklin!”

Franklin: “On what grounds, Mr. Jefferson?”

Thomas Jefferson: “On the grounds that Mr. Washington is dragging his feet with the witness.”

George Washington: “Mr. Franklin, this man, Thomas Howell, being an American citizen, who lived both under the King’s rule and the American Government, is a perfect witness. He must be able to tell his story.”

Franklin: “Point taken Mr. Washington, objection overruled, continue Mr. Washington.”

George Washington: “Mr. Howell, in what year did you join the Continental Army, and what was your job?”

Thomas Howell: “I joined the Continental Army in 1780. Because my father made long rifles, and because he taught his trade to me, and because of my ability to hit the target, I was assigned to an artillery unit. I would keep those that fired the cannons safe. I could shoot and reload my rifle, in maybe, five seconds.”

George Washington: “So you felt, to lift the tyranny of the King, you were willing to fight and die, if necessary?”

Thomas Howell: “Yes, sir.”

George Washington: “When the war was over, how did you feel?”

Thomas Howell: “Great, I felt that now America could truly be itself, governed by

the people, for the people.”

George Washington: “So you felt that not only the army, but also the American
Government had done a fine job in helping not only you, but all Americans?”

Thomas Howell: “Yes, a very fine job. We had defeated one of the most powerful armies in the world and became a nation.”

George Washington: “Do you think this could have been accomplished without the American Government?”

Thomas Howell: “No, it was good leadership that pulled us through. Men like you and Mr. Thomas Jefferson.”

Defending Presidents: “Laughter!”

George Washington: “No further questions, Mr. Franklin, a very fine job Mr. Howell.”

Ronald Reagan: “Good job George.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, right to cross examine Mr. Howell?”

George Washington: “Objection, Mr. Franklin, Mr. Howell is not on trial.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, as I know that Mr. Howell is not on trial, I feel there are questions that he could answer that could have a profound effect on this trial.”

Franklin: “I agree Mr. Jefferson. You may cross examine Mr. Howell, but please understand, Mr. Howell is not on trial and if I feel you are out of line, Mr. Jefferson, I will end your cross examination. Please limit your cross examination questions. Gentlemen, please limit your questions for your witnesses.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Thank you Mr. Franklin. Mr. Howell, were you well equipped?”

Thomas Howell: “There were things we needed, but this was war, so we understood.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Did the army supply you with your rifle or ammunition?”

Thomas Howell: “No, I did not like the rifle they issued or the ammunition, so I used my own rifle and ammunition. Mine did a better job.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Did you love your government?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection?”

Franklin: “On what grounds, Mr. Lincoln?”

Abraham Lincoln: “On the grounds Mr. Jefferson is questioning Mr. Howell’s

patriotism.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, I did not question Mr. Howell on his patriotism, I am sure Mr. Howell is very patriotic. I only questioned Mr. Howell if he loved his government.”

Franklin: “Objection overruled, answer the question, Mr. Howell.”

Thomas Howell: “I loved America. I was willing to die for my country. After awhile, I think the government became separated from the common man.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Thank you Mr. Howell! No further questions Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Washington, any other statements?”

George Washington: “Yes, Mr. Franklin. I would like to finish by stating, without a government, there is no America.”

Franklin: “Thank you Mr. Washington. Mr. John Adams, are you prepared?”

Chapter 3 John Adams, Power Opposed to Power, and Interest to Interest

John Adams: “Thank you, Mr. Franklin. There are times when we become frustrated by the wheels of our government. But does that mean we should take off the wheels? I think not, for then, what would this accomplish? Therefore, instead of taking the wheels off, we should repair them, and we should even go so far as to replace them. Even I became frustrated with my own Federalist Party. I did stand for disassembling the party, I called for change.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Adams, do you still carry a grudge?”

Theodore Roosevelt: “Do you want me to get the boxing gloves?”

All Presidents: “Laughter.”

John Adams: “Thomas, my good friend, none who cross over from that cold dark place carry any malice. But we still have memories, and thoughts of our past.

Gentlemen, America is at a very important crossroads in its history. Almost as important as when we started America. There are those presidents who have stated the only way to repair the American Government is to abolish it. I say gentlemen, if this is the road the American people take, then there would be little

chance of a return, a return to a great America.

Change yes, but abolishment, no!

Being one of the leaders to adopt the Declaration of Independence, a declaration of freedom, to form a new government, for the people, by the people,”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes a Declaration of Independence, which my own heart, mind and very soul touched, for the people, by the people. But if that government is broken beyond repair, then that same declaration gives the right to its people to abolish, and even tear down that government.”

Martin Van Buren: “Good point, Thomas.”

John Adams: “Yes, this is correct, but as my esteemed colleague, Mr. Washington has already pointed out, with no government you have no America, with no America, then what are the America people? Plus, with no America, you have no beacon of freedom in this turbulent world.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Adams, you yourself stated in 1772 that the colonists must have an allegiance to the King, but also total independence from the British Parliament. Would this not be the same for Americans today to have allegiance to America, but also total independence from the American Government?”

John Adams: “Mr. Jefferson, you cannot separate America from the government, it just cannot be done.”

Theodore Roosevelt: “True, you can’t separate America.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Adams, you yourself, wrote that there is no good

government!”

John Adams: “Yes, this is true, I did speak those words, but I now speak these words. This is the only government we have and it is best of all this Earth’s governments!”

Ulysses Grant: “God bless the American Government, long live the American

Government.”

Defending Presidents: Applause!

John Adams: “To those presidents, who are willing to prosecute the American Government, I say, I have looked upon this government and I heartily agree that this government cannot continue in its present form. But I shall never agree with your point of view to want to abolish the American Government. Gentlemen, the answer is change, power must be opposed to power, and interest to interest, checks and balances, gentlemen, checks and balances.”

Thomas Jefferson: “This from a man who wanted the rich to have run the senate!”

Andrew Jackson: “What do you say to that Mr. Adams?”

John Adams: “Yes, this is true, and in my guilt, I was also against the emancipation of the slaves in Massachusetts. But who sitting here today, can say that their slate was clean while living?

Mr. Franklin, I would like to call my first witness.”

Franklin: “Proceed, Mr. Adams.”

John Adams: “Thank you, Mr. Franklin. I call upon Mrs. Margaret Harrison.”

Margaret Harrison: “This is a great honor, sirs.

Franklin: “Thank you, Mrs. Harrison, would you please state your full name, and the date and place of your birth?”

Margaret Harrison: “My name is Margaret Susan Harrison, I was born in year 1891, my......

Thomas Jefferson: “I object Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “On what grounds, Mr. Jefferson?”

Thomas Jefferson: “On the grounds that Mr. Adams and Mrs. Margaret Harrison lived at different times in history?”

John Adams: “Mr. Franklin, true that Mrs. Harrison and I did not live at the same time in history, but it is not history that is on trial here. I brought forth Mrs. Harrison as a witness to defend the American Government, and not

American History!”

Franklin: “I see, Mr. Adams. I, too, would like to hear Mrs. Harrison’s testimony. Over ruled, Mr. Jefferson, please continue Mrs. Harrison.”

Margaret Harrison: “Thank you Mr. Franklin. As I was saying, my name is Margaret Susan Harrison. I was born in the year 1891, in Albany, New York. It is such a lovely place in the summer. The......

All Presidents: “Laughter!”

Franklin: “Order! Yes, Albany is lovely in the summer. Mr. Adams, please start your questioning.”

John Adams: “Yes Mrs. Harrison, Albany is very lovely in the summer. Mrs. Harrison, in what year did you pass?”

Margaret Harrison: “It was in the summer, yes, it was July 1977. I was eighty six years

old.”

John Adams: “A very good ripe old age to live to, if I may say. Mrs. ....

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection!”

Franklin: “On what grounds, Mr. Jefferson?”

Thomas Jefferson: “On the grounds that you, yourself, have said that all presidents should limit their time with a witness, so we may finish this trial in a timely fashion. For if we continue at this pace, we will surely see the turning of another century. Or take so much time that our court recorder would have passed to our side, and no longer would this proceeding be printed for every American to read. No harm intended writer Don.”

Court Notes: I nod

John Adams: “Mr. Franklin, how can I present my witness correctly if we do not allow her to tell her story?”

Franklin: “Mr. Jefferson, objection over ruled. Mr. Jefferson, please limit your objections, proceed, Mr. Adams.”

John Adams: “Thank you, Mr. Franklin. Mrs. Harrison, you lived until you were eighty six years old, how did you make a living? How did you support yourself in your old age?”

Margaret Harrison: “After my husband, Marshall, passed over at the age of sixty seven, I received survivor’s benefits from his pension, and benefits from Social Security from the U. S. Government.”

John Adams: “So, Mrs. Harrison, would you say that your government helped you to live?”

Margaret Harrison: “Yes, President Adams, why without either Mr. Harrison’s pension or Social Security, I would not have been able to live the way I did. I lived a very comfortable life style.”

John Adams: “Mrs. Harrison, what do you think of your American Government?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection!”

Franklin: “On what grounds, Mr. Jefferson?”

Thomas Jefferson: “On the grounds that when Mrs. Harrison lived, the American Government was not the same as the American Government of today, the American Government that is on trial today. By having Mrs. Harrison give a great description of the American Government in 1970s might possibly shade the opinion of those living with today’s American Government.”

Franklin: “Objection sustained! Mrs. Harrison, please do not answer that question. Mr. Adams proceed.”

John Adams: “No further questions, Mr. Franklin, but let the recorder show that the American Government did help Mrs. Harrison and a lot of others to live a better life.”

Franklin: “Mr. Jefferson would you like to cross examination Mrs. Harrison?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes, and thank you. Mrs. Harrison, you mentioned besides collecting a check from your government, that you also received money from your husband’s pension, is this correct?”

Margaret Harrison: “Yes, Mr. Jefferson.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mrs. Harrison, did this money also come from your American Government?”

Margaret Harrison: “No, I received Marshall’s pension check from the watch factory, where he worked for thirty eight years.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mrs. Harrison, if you did not receive a check from your government, would you have been able to live?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection.”

Franklin: “On what grounds, Mr.

Lincoln?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Jefferson is leading the witness.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, as Mr. Adams has stated, we must let the witnesses tell their story.”

Franklin: “Objection over ruled. Mr. Jefferson, please, a little less leading of the witness.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes, Mr. Franklin. Mrs. Harrison, could you have lived on Mr. Harrison’s pension check alone?”

Margaret Harrison: “Yes, but it would have made living a little tougher at times.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Thank you Mrs. Harrison for your testimony. Let the record show that with proper savings the American people would not have a need for their government to support them in their retirement.

Franklin: “Gentlemen, at this time, I call for a recess. Upon our return, Mr. Jefferson, please, prepare to give your statement and to call upon your witness.”

Chapter 4 Thomas Jefferson, Principal Author of the Declaration of Independence.

Court Notes: Recess lasted thirty five minutes.

Franklin: “Mr. Jefferson, please take the floor and give your statement.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Thank you Mr. Franklin, and my esteemed colleagues.

We need America, yes this is true, but what is not needed is the present American Government! Gentlemen, some of us were involved in writing the Declaration for America. We, at the time, wanted only the best, not for the government but for the American people.

It seems up until just a few short years ago, the American Government was for the people by the people. Somewhere, these two entities separated. My esteemed colleague, Mr. Lincoln, said these words in his proclamation, ‘That all men are created equal and slavery should be abolished.’ Gentlemen, if the American people are no longer the masters of their government, then are they not slaves to the government? This should not continue! Stand with me today by telling those Americans who live, to break this yoke of terrene!

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection!”

Franklin: “On what grounds, Mr. Lincoln?”

Abraham Lincoln: “On the grounds that Mr. Jefferson speaks as if the American Government is the enemy, which has yet to be determined.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, these are my words, my feelings. Sir, do not take the freedom of my speech away from me.”

Franklin: “Yes, freedom of speech. Objection over ruled, continue Mr. Jefferson.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Thank you Mr. Franklin. Gentlemen, as it was during this country’s birth and declaration for independence, for such things as self rule and taxation with representation. The American people, who live today, have no self rule by the common American man and certainly no representation as to taxation or even how it is spent, which is recklessly. When.......

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Jefferson, you said the common American man. Please note that the American woman also has the vote and the right to decide.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Duly noted Mr. Lincoln and I apologize to all American women. As I was saying, when the rights of the common American people, both men and women, have been trampled upon by the government, then it is time for the American people to know that they have the full right and even a duty to

disassemble this type of government.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Jefferson, that is what the confederated states thought and did in forming their own government. This did not work and to do this today would be even more dangerous.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Lincoln, this government is and should not be a dictatorship, or a monarchy. Should not the people have the right to govern the way they see fit?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Jefferson, is this not a complete nation, for if it becomes separated then it is not a nation at all?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Lincoln, this nation is already incomplete with an incompetent government.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Jefferson, then please tell us what should America be?”

George Washington: “The United States of Jefferson.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Gentlemen, no this would not be perfect, but it would be once again a nation for the people by the people.”

Prosecuting Presidents: Applause!

Thomas Jefferson: “My vision for America is what it has always been. A country built and governed by the people for the people, now is the time for each state to govern in an independent way. The capital and all branches of the Federal Government would cease to exist.

Gentlemen, think of the power that this places directly into the hands of the people. Think of the savings, not only in money but in time and resources.”

Abraham Lincoln: “And what of protecting the lands of America?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Gentlemen, this could and is now done. Each state has its own standing army. If one state wanted to go to war against another nation, then why should those who oppose that war send their citizens? I understand, as I am sure the America people understand, there are times when all states would have to band together to fight against tyranny, such as World War One and World

War Two, or if one state came under an attack.

Gentlemen, we can make excuses for not wanting changes to this government, or we can help to change it. Would any of you sitting here have said the same thing about America’s Declaration of Independence? No! That is why I ask you to stop this trial and join with me to draft an official new Declaration of Independence for the American people!

Prosecuting Presidents: Applause!

Andrew Jackson: “Great speech, Thomas.”

Franklin: “Order gentlemen, please remember decorum. Mr. Jefferson, continue.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Gentlemen, before I call my witness, I would like to repeat what I said in the year of our Lord 1774. All Colonists have the natural right to govern themselves.

I now call for my witness, Mr. Richard Nixon, the thirty seventh President of America.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Franklin, I do not object, no, for now I protest this action by Mr. Jefferson.”

Defending Presidents: “We protest, sham, sham, and let us walk out on these proceedings!”

Franklin: “Order, order! Gentlemen, if any of you walk out on these proceedings, then I will bar that man’s return to this court. At this time, I call for a recess and I would like to see Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lincoln and Mr. Ford for a

private conversation.”

Court note: Recess taken and lasting thirty minutes.

Franklin: “Gentlemen, after my conversation with Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lincoln and Mr. Ford, I find and they all agree that, Mr. Jefferson’s witness will stand. If one president would like to call upon another president as their witness, then so be it. You were all presidents and therefore not above the law. But I would also like to remind those who call upon another president, that special care must be taken when presenting your questions. There must be proper decorum and respect held at all times. If I feel that you are not using proper decorum, then as judge of these proceedings, your examination and questioning will be over.

Proceed Mr. Jefferson.”

Thomas Jefferson: “I call upon Mr. Nixon.”

Richard Nixon: “Here .”

Franklin: “Mr. Nixon, please state your full name, date and place of birth?”

Richard Nixon: “My name is Richard Milhous Nixon, I was born on January 9^th, 1913, in Yorba Linda, California, which is also nice in the summer.”

All: “Laughter!”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes, I am sure it was Mr. Nixon. Mr. Nixon, on a scale of one to ten, how important was and is the constitution?”

Richard Nixon: “A ten, as long as it did not or would not hurt the American people.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Nixon, do you think that the American people have the right to govern any way they see fit?”

Richard Nixon: “Yes, and they do with their vote.”

Defending Presidents: Applause!

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Nixon, during the end of your presidency, were you listening to the American people?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection!”

Franklin: “On what grounds?”

Abraham Lincoln: “On the grounds that Mr. Nixon is not the one on trial.”

Franklin: “Correct Mr. Lincoln, objection sustained. Mr. Jefferson, please change your questioning or I will end it.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Sorry, Mr. Nixon, and to all my esteemed colleagues. Mr. Nixon, do you think now, looking at the American Government it is by the people for the people?”

Richard Nixon: “It depends, Mr. Jefferson, whether Republicans or Democrats are in charge!”

All: “Laughter!”

Defending Presidents: Applause!

Franklin: “Decorum gentlemen. Mr. Nixon, please answer Mr. Jefferson’s question.”

Richard Nixon: “Why certainly the American Government is for the people. The people have the vote. They have the power to change their government, which they have done on several occasions.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Nixon, now today, do you, as an ex-president, think the

American Government is doing all it can for the American people?”

Richard Nixon: “Mr. Jefferson, the government cannot be all things to all people. I think today’s government is doing the best it can and is even changing for the betterment of the American people.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Do you think the financial giveaways of the government to Wall Street and banks, the so called bailouts that the American Government proceeded with, with the American people’s money was wise?”

Richard Nixon: “No! I do not believe the American Government should have been involved in this, only if it was for national security. That is why change is so important.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Nixon, what would you think as an ex-president if our Federal Government was to go away in twenty years and each state had self rule?”

Richard Nixon: “I think America would be involved with another civil war.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Why this fear?”

Richard Nixon: “The states with natural resources may not want to share them with other states. Then one thing would lead to another and before you know it you could have civil war.”

Thomas Jefferson: “So, even with state to state treaties, say a state with oil who would not share their oil, would that state not have to share its oil under treaty laws, or fear that it would be taken before a court of law, for and by the other American States and found not only guilty, but un-patriotic?”

Prosecuting Presidents: Applause!

Richard Nixon: “But you still risk a civil war, states banding together, just like during the American Civil War. I think it could turn into mob mentality.”

Defending Presidents: Applause!

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes this might be. I would like to address the American people who are now living. You must learn to live together or you will surely perish! No further questions Mr. Franklin.”

Prosecuting Presidents: Applause!

Franklin: Mr. Lincoln, would you like to cross examine the witness?”

Abraham Lincoln: “No, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Ford, would you like to question Mr. Nixon?”

Gerald Ford: “No, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “I call for a recess. Mr. James Madison, please prepare to give your statement and call upon your witness.”

Writer Don: “Mr. Franklin, since I am still on this side, I would ask that you take a recess until I call upon you. The reason being I must rest and eat.”

Franklin: “Yes, we have forgotten your present nature. Request granted, court adjoined until writer Don calls upon us shortly.”

Chapter 5 James Madison, Father of the Constitution.

Writer Don: “I call upon Ben Franklin and all ex- Presidents of the United States!”

Franklin: “Here, writer Don.”

All Presidents: “Here” (presidents speaking among themselves)

Franklin: “Order gentlemen, order. Mr. Madison, please come forward and present your case.”

James Madison: “Thank you Franklin. My esteemed colleagues, we need, America needs checks and balances to protect individual rights from the tyranny of the majority! Has not this government grown and grown until it is now out of control like a swine in a barn full of corn?”

Prosecuting Presidents: “Laughter.” Many speaking among themselves.

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection!”

Franklin: “Order! On what grounds, Mr. Lincoln?”

Abraham Lincoln: “On the grounds that Mr. Madison did not give us facts, therefore, we should not allow a statement on here say only!”

Franklin: “Mr. Madison, can you bring facts forward on your statement?”

James Madison: “Yes Mr. Franklin, and I am sure Mr. Lincoln already knows this fact. Last year the Federal Government, the American Federal Government, had a deficit of 455 billion US dollars and the total debt is now almost eleven trillion US dollars. This weakens not only the currency of America, but also America as a whole. May I remind my esteemed colleagues that each state of the union must have a balanced budget? Yes, at times this is difficult to maintain but it keeps each state strong. This place that is called Washington, is nothing more than a large hole where politicians come forward and wield their power, and

not even for the good of America.

Gentlemen, these men in power who run this once great nation, run it for the good of themselves!”

Prosecuting Presidents: Applause!

James Madison: “Gentlemen, I never wanted for a federal government to take such an active role and rule over America as it now does. To my dismay, I had discovered that my esteemed colleagues, Mr. Washington and then Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton, were actually trying to create a modern European type of government, with a powerful bureaucracy and an even more powerful executive branch. Well Mr. Washington, it looks like you have succeeded!”

Prosecuting Presidents: Applause! (shaking their heads no, in disbelief, and speaking among themselves.)

Abraham Lincoln: “I object and protest Mr. Madison’s statement, Mr. Franklin!”

Franklin: “Order gentlemen, remember decorum. Mr. Madison, do you have proof to back up this claim?”

James Madison: “Yes Mr. Franklin, I would like the court to ask this question to Mr. Washington.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection, Mr. Franklin, Mr. Washington is not on trial.”

Franklin: “Yes, this is true Mr. Lincoln but I think that the American people have the right to know the answer. Mr. Washington, is the past statement by Mr. Madison true?”

George Washington: “Mr. Franklin, may I address the American people directly?”

Franklin: “Yes Mr. Washington, you

may.”

George Washington: “To the American people, you know my motto, I never tell lies, so I am not going to start now. Is it true that I wanted a European type of government for America? Yes, but only one that would benefit not only the country of America but also the American people! I only wanted the best for

America. At that time, I thought that a European type of government was the way to proceed in the birth of our new nation. America, do you think I would do anything out of the ordinary to hinder this great nation’s growth? No! But at that time, we still needed leadership and a government that could move America forward.

I had visions of the future of America. I had foreseen a mighty nation stretching from sea to sea, where we were second to none, a world leader in all phases of life. What America makes, the world would take.

Does America have a European type of government? I would most definitely say no! Did I, as America’s leader the first president, want a European type of government in our nation’s beginning? Yes, but this no longer matters today. America’s greatness cannot and should not ever be broken or put asunder.”

Defending Presidents: Standing, with applause!

Franklin: “Thank you, Mr. Washington. Mr. Madison, continue.”

James Madison: “Thank you Mr.

Washington, for your honesty and candid truth.

It is now time when the American people must separate themselves from their own government. I call upon my witness, Mr. Alexander Hamilton.”

Alexander Hamilton: “Here.”

Franklin: “Mr. Hamilton, please tell this court your full name, date and place of birth?”

Alexander Hamilton: “Thank you Mr. Franklin, it is an honor to be here. I am Alexander James Hamilton. I was born on January 11^th, 1755 on the island of Nevis, British West Indies.”

James Madison: “Mr. Hamilton there has been much written about the discrepancy of the year of your birth. You are now stating true and actual the year was 1755?”

Alexander Hamilton: “Yes Mr. Madison, now all will know my true year of birth, as if that has some kind of importance for history?”

James Madison: “Thank you Mr. Hamilton for finally coming clean. Alexander….”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection, on the grounds that Mr. Madison is not using proper decorum with a witness.”

Franklin: “Objection sustained. Mr. Madison, please use proper decorum.”

James Madison: “Yes, Mr. Franklin. Mr. Hamilton, as Mr. Washington has stated; not only he wanted a European type of government, but you also desired that type of government when you were Treasury Secretary, is this also

true?”

Alexander Hamilton: “Yes Mr. Madison, but we have all made mistakes and have changed our minds in life, is that not true Mr. Madison?”

Defending presidents: Laughter!

James Madison: “Mr. Franklin, I object on the grounds that I am not the witness.”

Franklin: “Mr. Hamilton, please let Mr. Madison ask the questions. Continue Mr. Madison.”

James Madison: “Mr. Hamilton, is it not also true that you wanted an executive branch of the American federal government that would not only be powerful, but built with a large amount of bureaucracy?”

Alexander Hamilton: “Yes, but it was only to ensure America to be and stay strong.”

James Madison: “Mr. Hamilton, looking at the government today would you say that we have an executive branch that is powerful and filled with bureaucracy?”

Alexander Hamilton: “Yes, and what is so wrong with a government like this?”

James Madison: “Because, Mr. Hamilton, it separates itself from the people, who are the true government.”

Alexander Hamilton: “In your opinion, Mr. Madison, which, thankfully, the world does not revolve round.”

Defending Presidents: “Laughter!”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, decorum.”

James Madison: “So, Mr. Hamilton, in your valued way of thinking a government which its executive branch is powerful. In fact, so powerful, that it no longer represents the people, is your ideal government?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection Mr. Franklin, on the grounds that Mr. Madison is leading the witness.”

Franklin: “Objection sustained, Mr. Madison, please rephrase your question.”

Alexander Hamilton: “Mr. Franklin, I would like to answer that question?”

Franklin: “Okay, then proceed Mr. Hamilton.”

Alexander Hamilton: “Mr. Madison, a powerful executive branch of government can, and will, execute agendas for the people who have placed into position a man such as the president.

Such a president can and should be independent, even presenting and helping

pass laws, which may not be popular at times, but are good for the nation and its people!”

Defending Presidents: Applause!

James Madison: “Yes Mr. Hamilton, in that scenario, the president can and will present, and help pass laws, which are not only unpopular but are also very dangerous to a nation and its people!

No further questions, Mr. Franklin.”

Prosecuting Presidents: Standing ovation!

Franklin: “Gentlemen. Mr. Lincoln, would you like to cross examine Mr. Hamilton?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Yes. Mr. Franklin, I only have one question for Mr. Hamilton.”

Franklin: “Proceed, Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Hamilton, these are powerful presidents that you speak of. Would you please give this court, and the American people, just one example?”

Alexander Hamilton: “My esteemed colleague, you need not look any farther than to your own presidency. You went to war, an unpopular thing to do. You did this as to unite our nation. God bless you sir, and God bless our federal government!”

Defending Presidents: Standing ovation!

Ulysses Grant: “God bless our federal government!”

Franklin: “Order, gentlemen. Would Mr. Ford like to question the witness?”

Gerald Ford: “No, Mr. Franklin, no questions.”

Franklin: “We will take a recess for writer Don, and, so that we may gather our thoughts. Upon our return, Mr. Monroe will have the floor.”

Chapter 6 James Monroe, Free From Other Nations’ influence

Court Notes: Recess lasted for one hour and forty five minutes.

Franklin: “Gentlemen, order! Mr. Monroe, are you prepared to make your statement?”

James Monroe: “Yes, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Proceed, Mr. Monroe.”

James Monroe: “Gentlemen, a strong federal government is what I had during my presidency. My policy was; America should be free from any European influence or interference.

If at that time, there was not a strong federal government, then we could be speaking French or Russian now.”

Defending Presidents: “Laughter”

James Monroe: “If we allow this to happen now, then what would stop a state from possibly having or bending to influences or interferences from any government in the world?

Gentlemen, I am surprised, no, I am dismayed that some of you here could even think of an America without a strong central federal government.

Gentlemen, the best form of government is, that, which is most likely to prevent the greatest sum of evil against our nation!”

Defending presidents: Applause!

James Monroe: “Gentlemen, if we look at the history of other nations, both ancient and modern, we find no example of an economic growth so rapid, no, so gigantic, for its people, who are so prosperous and happy. It is this great nation, whose people transfer power to persons elected by themselves for the purpose of a free, enlightened, and efficient government.

Gentlemen, are we now willing to reverse what many of us have set in a foundation of strength and righteousness, to have a free and strong federal government? No, I hope not.

Gentlemen, as the American Government goes, so does the nation of America!”

Defending Presidents: Applause!

James Monroe: “Mr. Franklin, I call upon my witness, Mr. William Taylor.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection Mr. Franklin, on the grounds that I knew Mr. Taylor. I plead with the court not to let this witness be seated, for if the court allows this witness to be seated, it would weaken the prosecuting case.”

Franklin: “What would be the reason for this Mr. Jefferson?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, my esteemed colleagues, the American people, and to you Mr. Taylor, my good friend; while living, I committed many sins. One of my sins was that I owned slaves, and as much as I had a disdain for this act, my earthly being found it necessary, for the sake of money only, to own slaves. Mr. Taylor was one of my slaves. William, it is not that I do not wish for you to testify but for my own sinful self.”

Franklin: “Mr. Jefferson, as we are all with sins, I find any testimony could weaken either side in this matter. Therefore, I find that the sitting of Mr. Taylor, as a witness, is right and appropriate. Mr. Taylor, you will be seated. Please give your full name, date and place of birth.”

William Taylor: “Thomas, we all have sins. I have forgiven you. I knew you did not like the business of slavery. Thomas, as you have stated, you needed money, for with it, I know you would have freed your slaves. Thomas, you were a lot of things, statesman, founding father, principle author of the declaration, and president, but you were not a good business man. Thomas, if this case was built on money or business, in my opinion, I would have to say you have already lost.”

Defending Presidents: “Laughter” and applause!

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, let the court record show that I withdraw my request not to let Mr. Taylor be seated as a witness.”

Franklin: “Let this court record show that Mr. Jefferson has withdrawn his request not to let Mr. Taylor be seated as a witness. Continue Mr. Taylor.”

William Taylor: “My name is William George Washington Taylor. I was born on July 14^th, in the year of 1738, in Manassas Virginia.”

James Monroe: “Mr. Taylor, what did you do for a living?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection, on the grounds that this has already been established.”

Franklin: “Objection sustained. Mr. Taylor, please do not answer that question. Mr. Monroe, continue.”

James Monroe: “Mr. Taylor, how was your life as a slave under Mr. Jefferson?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection on the grounds that Mr. Monroe’s questions have nothing to do with the federal government.”

Franklin: “Objection sustained. Mr. Monroe, please keep your questions about the federal government.”

James Monroe: “Mr. Taylor, even though you were not alive when the United States Government went to war, the American Civil War, which ended slavery, please give your thoughts on this American event.”

William Taylor: “It was like the time when Moses guided the children of Israel, out of bondage in Egypt. No one can know how it feels to be a slave, unless that person themselves were a slave.

On this day in November, this very day after the American people have voted to elect a man of color to the highest office in all of America, may God bless him and guide him!”

All: Applause!

Monroe: “No further questions Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Jefferson, would you like to question Mr. Taylor?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes.”

Franklin: “Begin Mr. Jefferson.”

Thomas Jefferson: “William, my good friend...”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection, on the grounds that Mr. Jefferson is fraternizing

with the witness.”

Franklin: “Objection sustained. Mr. Jefferson, decorum.

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Taylor, did the federal government set you free?”

William Taylor: “No, but by the year 1797, I was a free man. I purchased my freedom.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Taylor, did you hear of free states?”

William Taylor: “Yes. Certain states, if a slave was lucky enough to travel to, could live

there as a free man.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Taylor, in your estimation, who was more for your well being, the federal government or a free state?”

William Taylor: “Back then, I would have to say a free state.”

Thomas Jefferson: “No further questions, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Ford, do you have any questions for Mr. Taylor?”

Gerald Ford: “Yes, if I may Mr.

Franklin.”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Ford.”

Gerald Ford: “Mr. Taylor, you have seen a lot of American history unfold. In your estimation, is the American Federal Government helpful to its people or does it hinder its people?”

William Taylor: “I now see a federal government both a blessing and a hindrance towards its people. It is up to the American people to receive the blessings and remove the hindrance.”

Gerald Ford: “Thank you, Mr. Taylor. No further questions Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “We will now take a recess. Mr. John Q Adams, please prepare to step forward.

Chapter 7 John Q. Adams, Mr. Education

Franklin: “Mr. John Q. Adams, are you ready to make your statement?”

John Q. Adams: “Yes, Mr. Franklin, I am ready to proceed.”

Franklin: “State your case Mr. Adams.”

John Q. Adams: “I have heard many speeches, many words, I have listened to witnesses, and I think minds are set. Gentlemen, we can only present our beliefs, our thoughts, which may or may not be correct. I now give you my thoughts, my speech, my words. I was and did belong to the Federalist, Democratic – Republican, National Republican, Anti-Masonic, and Whig parties.

As I changed, I changed parties and I sought change. As America changed, I also desired to change.

Gentlemen, why do we need this government? One word, education; for it

is and must be the duty of the federal government to ensure an educational

equality for all.”

Thomas Jefferson: “As you, yourself, know, the federal government has stymied even your educational reforms, Mr. Adams!”

John Kennedy: “Yes, good point Mr. Jefferson.”

John Q. Adams: “Mr. Jefferson, I never stated our federal government was perfect. I do state without a strong federal government, our education system will suffer. Which means our children will suffer and our future generations will suffer. America will then no longer be able to compete with the world.

Not only our education system would suffer, but our past history would have been changed! Slavery, gentlemen, would have continued without a federal government. Slavery was abolished under the Federal Wars Power Act, which my esteemed colleague, Mr. Lincoln, used.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes gentlemen, the same federal government which brought us tariffs, taxes and inefficiency!”

Theodore Roosevelt: “Bully, good point!”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Jefferson, it is people like you who make our government poor.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Lincoln, it is people like you who would have the federal government wipe the noses of the people!”

Prosecuting presidents: Laughter!

Franklin: “Gentlemen, decorum!”

John Q. Adams: “It amuses me that my esteemed colleague, Mr. Jefferson, finds this matter amusing.”

Thomas Jefferson: “This matter is serious. It is the federal government I find amusing.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection Mr. Franklin, on the grounds that Mr. Jefferson is hindering Mr. Adams’ progress of his statement.”

Franklin: “Objection is taken into consideration. Mr. Jefferson, please keep your

comments to a minimum. Gentlemen, may I remind you that the American people will be reading this. Please keep proper decorum. Remember, you are ex-Presidents of the United States. Continue Mr. Adams.”

John Q. Adams: “The most dangerous thing for America’s individual states is to have nations which would meddle in the affairs of those states.

Gentlemen, without a strong federal government, there would be no Federal Bank and, therefore, no protection for the American people’s money. Without a strong federal government, there would be no federal projects such as dams, highways, health care and more, which only benefits all Americans.

Mr. Franklin, I call upon my witness, Mrs. Rebecca Roth.”

Rebecca Roth: “I am here sir.”

Franklin: “Mrs. Roth, please state your full name, date and place of birth.”

Rebecca Roth: “My name is Rebecca Mary Wilton Roth. I was born in 1832, in Boston, Massachusetts. I would like to state that it is an honor to be here to be able to testify for the American people.”

John Q. Adams: “Thank you Mrs. Roth. Please state your occupation?”

Rebecca Roth: “I was a teacher for children from grades one through eight. After the eighth grade, most children would then find their way in the world.”

John Q. Adams: “As you look at the American education system of today, how important would you say the federal government is in supporting that system?”

Rebecca Roth: “The federal government is very important, as it gives much support. Yes, the system has flaws, but as long as the people keep pressing for better education, then, eventually, America will reach that goal.”

John Q. Adams: “Mrs. Roth, in your opinion, if the help from the federal government was to vanish for America’s educational system, what, in your opinion, would happen?”

Rebecca Roth: “If I may reuse the statement, ‘it would wither and die.’”

John Q. Adams: “Thank you Mrs. Roth. No further questions, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Thank you Mr. Adams. Mr. Jefferson would you like to question Mrs. Roth?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Jefferson.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mrs. Roth, when you were teaching, where did you receive the funds for your education system?”

Rebecca Roth: “The funds, the money, came from local taxes and some money came from the state.”

Thomas Jefferson: “To your knowledge, did you or your school receive any money from the federal government?”

Rebecca Roth: “To be honest, my school never received any money from the federal government to fund my education system.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Thank you for your honesty, Mrs. Roth. Mr. Franklin, let the record show that it is possible to have an education system without help from a federal government.”

Andrew Jackson: “Another good point, Mr. Jefferson.”

Franklin: “So be it Mr. Jefferson, the record will show that it would be possible to have an education system without the help of a federal government.

Mr. Ford, do you have any questions for Mrs. Roth?”

Gerald Ford: “No Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Thank you Mrs. Roth for your testimony. I call for a short recess.

Chapter 8 Andrew Jackson, Old Hickory

Court Notes: Recess lasted one hour and thirty minutes.

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Franklin, before we proceed, I would like the record to show that as it is possible to have an educational system without a federal government, it might also be a better educational system with a federal government.”

Franklin: “Yes Mr. Lincoln, the record will show all testimony which I allow. Mr. Jackson, please proceed.”

Andrew Jackson: “Gentlemen, up until recently, I was for a strong national federal government and against states’ rule over the federal government. But I must confess, having witnessed the decline of America and its federal government, I feel America is now at the cross roads for its very survival. Now is the time in which America’s states must take the lead and the federal government must shrink and even disappear.

My good friend, Mr. David Crockett, went to a place called the Alamo to fight for the independence of the territory of Texas. Not for the federal government. It was not the federal government who fought and died at the Alamo! It was concerned citizens of the territory of Texas.

The Electoral College is just another injustice of the federal government. Whereas individual states give the vote of their governors to the people, by the people, for the people, the federal government gives the vote for the highest elected office in America, not to the people, but to a very select few, who call themselves the Electoral College.

The National Bank, the Federal National Bank, concentrates America’s financial strength in a single institution!”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection, on the grounds that Mr. Jackson is stating facts that may or may not be true.”

Ronald Reagan: “Good point.”

Andrew Jackson: “Mr. Franklin, what I state are my own beliefs, which I do believe to be true. I would like my statements to stand, to let each American read my statement and then make their own well informed decision.”

Franklin: “Objection overruled. Continue Mr. Jackson.”

Andrew Jackson: “The Federal National Bank concentrates the nation’s financial

strength in a single institution. It exposes America to control by foreign interest. It services mainly the rich. It exercises too much control over congress. It favors some states over other states.

My own assassination attempt was due to a federal government.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection, on the grounds that the federal government had nothing to do with Mr. Jackson’s assassination attempt. It was done by Mr. Randolph and had nothing to do with the federal government!”

Andrew Jackson: “Yes Mr. Lincoln, Mr. Randolph did this, but he was embezzling from a federal government department.

Mr. Lincoln, to me there was a direct connection with your own assassination. For if the states had their own sovereignties, then you would not have been President of America, and would not have been assassinated. There would not have been a civil war, with so many deaths and so much wasted resources!”

Prosecuting Presidents: Applause!

Franklin: “Order gentlemen, order! Objection sustained. Let the record show it was Mr. Randolph, and not the federal government who attacked Mr. Jackson. Let history stand, Mr. Jackson.”

Andrew Jackson: “Yes Mr. Franklin, let history stand. I call as my witness, Mr. David Crockett.”

David Crockett: “Here General.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection, on the grounds that Mr. Crockett is referring to Mr.

Jackson as General, just as Mr. Howell referred to Mr. Washington.”

Franklin: “Objection sustained. Mr. Crockett, please do not refer to Mr. Jackson as General.

Please state your full name, date and place of birth.”

Mr. David Crockett: “Mr. Franklin, may I refer to Mr. Jackson as Old Hickory?”

All: “Laughter!”

Franklin: “Order! Mr. Crockett, please refer to Mr. Jackson as only Mr. Jackson. Please state your full name, date and place of birth.”

David Crockett: “My name is David Stern Crockett. I was born in the year of our Lord 1786, at Greene County, Tennessee. Good to see you again, Mr. Jackson. We should go hunting soon as I have heard the elk are very large.”

All: “Laughter!”

Franklin: “Order! Mr. Crockett, please use decorum. This is not a general store, it is a court room. Mr. Jackson, please ask your questions.”

David Crockett: “Sorry Mr. Franklin. Good day, Mr. Jackson.”

All: “Laughter!”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, please remember decorum. Mr. Jackson, please ask your questions.”

Andrew Jackson: “Good to see you again, David. Please tell this court why you decided to go to the Alamo?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection, on the grounds that the Alamo has nothing to do with the federal government.”

Andrew Jackson: “Mr. Franklin, you yourself, stated that history should stand. Please let Mr. Crockett’s testimony stand, if not for this case, for history.”

Franklin: “In the interest of history, I will allow Mr. Crockett’s testimony to stand. You may answer the question, Mr. Crockett.”

David Crockett: “Me and some fellows from Tennessee went to the territory of Texas, for land and because those fellow Americans, who were already there, were fighting for independence. There were those citizens in the territory of Texas who did not like the dictator of Mexico, Santa Anna, and his rules. I was fifty years old at the time and I guess you could say I was looking for some more glory days. I really did not go to the Alamo to die, heck if I would have known that fact, I don’t think I would have gone.”

Andrew Jackson: “Mr. Crockett, did you have help from the American Federal Government?”

David Crockett: “No. It was the people of

the territory of Texas, who had to fight for their freedom.”

Andrew Jackson: “In your opinion, did the people want to have a free territory of Texas.”

David Crockett: “You bet, we wanted not only a free territory, but a free republic of Texas, not only from Mexico, but from America. That is the way I understood it.

It was people like Sam Houston, James Bowie, William Travis and others, including myself, who wanted to start a new republic so the common man would have a real voice in the way that the government ran.”

Andrew Jackson: “The Republic of Texas, one territory, one country, where the common man would have a voice. Thank you, Mr. Crockett.”

Franklin: “Mr. Lincoln, would you like to question Mr. Crockett?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Yes I would, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Crockett was there slavery in the territory of Texas?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection, Mr. Franklin, on the grounds that this question is not relevant in this court case.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Franklin, I would only want Mr. Crockett’s answer to stand if not for this case, then for history.”

Franklin: “I will allow this question. Please answer the question Mr. Crockett.”

David Crockett: “Yes, there was slavery in the Territory of Texas in 1836, as there was in other states at that time.”

Abraham Lincoln: “No further questions, Mr. Franklin”

Franklin: “Mr. Ford, would you like to question Mr. Crockett?”

Gerald Ford: “No, Mr. Franklin but those presidents who are un-decided would like me to call forth another witness, if not pertaining to this case, then for history.”

Franklin: “Yes, I will allow for you to call another witness. Proceed Mr. Ford.”

Gerald Ford: “I call upon the ex-president of Mexico, Mr. Antonio De Santa Anna.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection, Objection! on the grounds that Mr. De Santa Anna is not an American.”

Franklin: “Mr. Ford, why would you like to question Mr. De Santa Anna?”

Gerald Ford: “Mr. Franklin, since we are exploring history, we felt that there might be some form of answers from a world leader at the time of 1836.”

Franklin: “I will allow for this witness to testify, but gentlemen, please limit your witnesses and questions that pertain to this case only. If at a later date you would like to question history, then count me in. Proceed Mr. Ford.”

Gerald Ford: “I call upon Mr. Antonio De Santa Anna?”

Court Notes: (As Mr. Antonio De Santa Anna enters the court room, he realizes all are ex-Presidents of America. He starts to shake hands with the presidents.)

Franklin: “Order! Mr. De Santa Anna, please come forward and have a seat.”

Antonio De Santa Anna: “Someone please tell me if I am on trial, it’s not the Alamo is

it?”

Franklin: “Oh no, Mr. De Santa Anna. Mr. Ford only wants to ask you some questions.

Please state your full name, date and place of birth.”

De Santa Anna: “My name is Antonio De Padua Marie Severino Lopez De Santa Anna Y Perez De Lebron, but I was known as Santa Anna. I was born on February 21, 1794, at Xalapa Veracruz, Mexico. I was President of Mexico on eleven separate occasions and a devout collector of Napoleonic artifacts.”

Gerald Ford: “Thank you for that information, Mr. De Santa Anna. Why did

you assault the Alamo?”

De Santa Anna: “Simple, to me those who I called pirates had taken control of the Territory of Mexico, Texas. I was only protecting Mexico’s interests.”

Gerald Ford: “Mr. De Santa Anna, if America’s Federal Government would have sent the U.S. Army into the Texas Territory, would you have assaulted the Alamo?”

De Santa Anna: “Maybe, maybe not. First I would have probed the American’s Army to test its strength. Then I would have acted accordingly.”

Gerald Ford: “Thank you Mr. De Santa Anna. No further questions Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Thank you Mr. De Santa Anna for your Testimony. Mr. Jefferson, do you have any questions for Mr. De Santa Anna?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes I do Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Jefferson.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. De Santa Anna, is it not a historical fact that during your life you changed your political views?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection, on the grounds that Mr. Jefferson is making this

seem like a case about Mr. De Santa Anna.”

Franklin: “Since we are already this far, I will allow the question to stand, but Mr. Jefferson, please take care with your questions.

Mr. De Santa Anna, please answer the

question.”

De Santa Anna: “Yes, at times, when it would benefit me, I would change political views as well as political sides. But who sitting here has not done this?”

Theodore Roosevelt: “Bully, speak the truth.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. De Santa Anna, did you do whatever you needed to do to maintain your power?”

De Santa Anna: “I will be honest. I wanted to hold my power, so yes; I did whatever I needed to. But......”

Thomas Jefferson: “No further questions for Mr. Santa Anna.”

Franklin: “Mr. Lincoln, do you have any questions for Mr. Santa Anna?”

Abraham Lincoln: “No, Mr. Franklin. I would like to motion to have Mr. Crockett’s and Mr. De Santa Anna’s testimony stricken from the record or their testimony sealed for a later date, on the grounds that their testimony is not

relevant to this case.”

Franklin: “First, I thank Mr. De Santa Anna for his testimony. I will take your motion into consideration, Mr. Lincoln. I call for a recess.”

Court Notes: Mr. Franklin’s recess lasted about thirty minutes.

Franklin: “Order gentlemen! I have made my decision on Mr. Lincoln’s motion. After I have stated my decision, there will be no outburst. We will then take another recess, which we will take for writer Don, to let him do his human functions. I will call this court back into session tomorrow at nine a.m., when writer Don will call upon us at that time.

Gentlemen, I will let the testimony of Mr. Crockett and Mr. De Santa Anna stand.

Court is adjourned.”

Chapter 9 Martin Van Buren, After Four Years, I No Longer Wanted the Office

Court Notes: Court is back in session at 9:04 a.m.

Franklin: “Gentlemen, order, court is now in session. Mr. Van Buren, please take the floor and give your statement.”

Martin Van Buren: “My service for the federal government was as the Secretary

of State, Vice-president and President.

I have seen, first hand, the efficiencies of and by the federal government. I have always felt that the federal government should pay for all operating costs as it operates a yearly budget.

Organization and being organized has always been the key to success. As with most states, we have this form of government. The federal government only has disorganized failure. This federal government cannot even pass laws or legislation without adding unworthy items. The politics, what will this legislation do for them. When the question should be; what good will this legislation do for all Americans? Yes, this is the fault of all politicians, but also of the voting public. Maybe this is the way Americans want their nation, just as the Romans wanted their empire. I find myself troubled that maybe the answer is not to dissolve the federal government.

As in the past, the lobbyists of Washington have caused havoc on the very face of America. As lobbyists have caused havoc, so have life time politicians. I fear if the American people do not soon use the power of their vote to change America’s path, then time and the sun may set on the once great nation of America.

Gentlemen, most recently the federal government has given to the banking system and the rich of America, without much oversight, more money than I could ever imagine.

Maybe we should not be here to decide whether to dissolve the federal government, but to decide how to save America!

I am not a great orator and I have decided not to call any witnesses. Gentlemen, the ultimate decision will belong to those Americans who are living. My hope is that their decision will be the right one. Mr. Franklin, my statement is complete.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Franklin, I wish to make a counter statement.”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Van Buren, your statement may be correct, or your statement may be as you siding with the Spanish Government, in the return of those kidnapped slaves from the ship La Amistad…”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection, on the grounds that Mr. Lincoln’s statement is an unjust statement against Mr. Van Buren.”

Franklin: “Objection overruled. I will allow Mr. Lincoln’s statement to stand, as this is only a statement of truth. Continue Mr. Lincoln.”

Andrew Jackson: “Bad judgment.”

Franklin: “Order!”

Abraham Lincoln: “As I was saying, Mr. Van Buren may be right or it may be him siding with the Spanish Government in the returning of the kidnapped slaves from the ship La Amistad, and his command of the Trail of Tears, which was the removal of the Cherokee tribes from Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama and South Carolina, to the Oklahoma Territory. Mr. Van Buren, as I have stated, your statement may be right, or your statement may be as some of the decisions you have made.”

Franklin: “Mr. Ford, do you have a statement?”

Gerald Ford: “Only a short statement, Mr. Franklin. History is a great teaching tool. Let us hope the American people can learn.”

Franklin: “Yes Mr. Ford, I agree. Gentlemen, I will stop your statements of

history if this gets out of hand. I call for a short recess. When this court is back in session, Mr. Harrison, have your statement ready.”

Court Notes: While on this recess, I have decided to call upon Mr. Van Buren.

Writer Don: “I call upon Mr. Van Buren.”

Martin Van Buren: “Hello writer Don, you wish to speak to me?”

Writer Don: “Yes, if I may?”

Martin Van Buren: “Please call me Martin. Don, if I may, what do you think of all this testimony so far?”

Writer Don: “Now I am not sure which way I would vote, and I am not sure if Americans will read this book or even care. I was wondering why a short statement, why no witness?”

Martin Van Buren: “They are only words each president speaks. I know so many words will be spoken in this matter. Mine will probably be lost anyway. There will be enough witnesses called.

Looking back on my life and my four years as the eighth president, I think; what good did I do for America, for the American people? Not much has changed for the Office of the President. The president cannot make changes by themselves. I know I wanted change, but without a great deal of help, changes are more of a compromise.

I loved the saying, when you become president and you need a friend, get a dog.

After four years of being president, I secretly no longer wanted for the office. There are those who push you for the office again. You still have a sense of duty to country. Writer Don, do you believe we are all given a path in life, which is unchangeable?”

Writer Don: “Good question. I believe sometimes we change our path.”

Martin Van Buren: “Exactly, I thought when I crossed over, I would be able to find out that answer, but so far either people don’t care or no one knows. I think I have come to the

conclusion that it is one of God’s mysteries.

A trick question for you Writer Don; who was the first president to take office, who was born an American citizen?”

Writer Don: “Washington, but as you said it’s a trick question.”

Martin Van Buren: “Yes, Washington was born in America, but was born a British citizen. It was I, writer Don. Maybe you could win a few pints of ale with that question.”

Writer Don: “Very good, Martin. Please give me some insight into the presidency?”

Martin Van Buren: “A lonely job, with a great deal of responsibility and few true friends. If I could do my life over, I would have aspired to only a senator. A senator really has more power than the president. The president can bring legislation forward, but it is the senate that may or may not pass it. How was being president? I remember being confronted by a senator at every turn.”

Writer Don: “Why does it seem that the Office of the Presidency is filled with so much secrecy?”

Martin Van Buren: “We have our secrets, but not as many as the Office of the President now has. They call it in the interest of national security. I call it an office of secrets, for a privileged few. It is as a monarch kingdom, for how the American people would revolt, if they knew the whole truth.”

Franklin: “Order gentlemen. This court is now in session. Mr. Harrison, please give your statement.”

Martin Van Buren: “Mr. Franklin, I would like to call a vote.”

Franklin: “This is highly out of order, Mr. Van Buren.”

Martin Van Buren: “Mr. Franklin, gentlemen, we have all seen the office of the

presidency, close to the American people, the secrecy, even the little lies that are told. Gentlemen, I would like a vote taken; to have a call for full disclosure by the Office of the President!”

Franklin: “This motion that you have called for Mr. Van Buren, is highly unusual. Okay Mr. Van Buren, would you like to make a statement first?”

Martin Van Buren: “Yes gentlemen, this secrecy that is in the name of national security, is nothing more than information that is shared by a privileged few. Yes, some is for national security, but over eighty percent is information

that others already have. Gentlemen, let us place our political differences aside, and give the Office of the President a much needed airing out!”

Franklin: “Mr. Lincoln would you like to make a statement?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Franklin, my esteemed colleague, Mr. Van Buren, after having conferred with my colleagues, we also feel that a good airing out of the presidency is needed. The vote was eleven to five, in favor for a call of disclosure by the office of the presidency, making sure that each item be no risk to America.”

Franklin: “Thank you Mr. Lincoln. Mr. Ford, would you like to make a statement?”

Gerald Ford: “Yes Mr. Franklin, to even suggest that we call for a disclosure of the Office of the President stands to only weaken the office. It may even endanger America. Therefore, we cast our votes, all eight, not to call for a disclosure.”

Andrew Jackson: “Watergate, Watergate!”

Franklin: “Order! We all have sins Mr. Jackson. There will be no more personal attacks in my court of law!

We will proceed with this vote; gentlemen, a show of hands for those in favor of disclosure, for the Office of the President? Writer Don, please take the count and please count it twice.”

Writer Don: “Mr. Franklin, the vote was eighteen votes to disclose, and twenty votes not to disclose.”

Franklin: “The motion does not carry.”

Writer Don: “Mr. Franklin, should I record those votes for and against in the court recorder.”

Franklin: “Yes, that would be a good idea. When writer Don has finished, Mr. William Harrison please proceed.”

Court Notes: Those voting for disclosure, eighteen votes; Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, James Polk, James Garfield, Chester Arthur, George Washington, John Adams, James Monroe, John Q Adams, William Harrison, John Tyler, Zachary Taylor, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Abraham Lincoln.

Those voting not for disclosure, twenty votes; Andrew Johnson, Grover Cleveland, Benjamin Harrison, William McKinley, William Taft, Woodrow Wilson, Calvin Coolidge, Ulysses Grant, Rutherford Hayes, Herbert Hoover, Dwight Eisenhower, Richard Nixon, Theodore Roosevelt, Warren Harding,

Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, John Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan.

Chapter 10 William H. Harrison, Shortest Time as the President

Franklin: “This court is now in session. William H. Harrison, please take the floor.”

William H. Harrison: “I had the shortest time in the Office of the President. Therefore, my statement will be brief.”

Thomas Jefferson: “As your two hour, 8444 words inaugural address was.”

All: “Laughter!”

Franklin: “Order gentlemen.”

William H. Harrison: “I would only speak from my heart and with passion.

I feel disbanding the federal government would be like making all Americans, British citizens again, or becoming un-American or even un-patriotic.

America must keep the federal government strong and lasting.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes, as you did with your distilled whiskey!”

Prosecuting Presidents: “Laughter!”

Abraham Lincoln: “That statement is an outrage!”

Franklin: “Order gentlemen, please, decorum.”

William H. Harrison: “Yes, I did distill and sell whiskey. I take full responsibility for that act. But when I saw firsthand what it did to those who consumed too much, I stopped selling my whiskey.

We all know there is much that is wrong with the way that the federal government operates. Surely those who live can, and should, be willing to change the way the federal government operates.

Gentlemen, I call for the drawing up of a set of amendments, for the way that the federal government should operate. This should then be turned over, not to those who run the federal government, but to hand these amendments

over to the American people.

Mr. Franklin, I call for a vote on my motion to draw up a set of amendments on how the federal government should operate.”

Franklin: “Very well Mr. Harrison. All those in favor of Mr. Harrison’s motion, please raise your hands. Court recorder, Don, please take the count and report.”

Don: “Mr. Franklin, the count is fourteen in favor of Mr. Harrison’s motion.”

Franklin: “Thank you Don. Mr. Harrison, your motion does not carry.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Franklin, it is possible that Mr. Harrison’s motion might carry if this court proceeding has no outcome. I would like to call for a vote on Mr. Harrison’s motion; if this court proceeding has no outcome.”

Franklin: “Very good Mr. Lincoln. All in favor of Mr. Lincoln’s motion on Mr. Harrison’s motion; if this court proceeding has no outcome, please raise your hands. Court recorder, Don, please take the count.”

Don: “The count total is twenty six in favor of Mr. Lincoln’s motion, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Therefore, the motion carries. I have decided to appoint Mr. Harrison to head this committee, in which this committee will consist of six prosecuting, six defending and two undecided presidents. This committee will write a set of amendments for a more efficient federal government. A final vote will be taken on each item of the amendments by all presidents. The final draft will be given to writer Don, who will have the set of amendments published, for all Americans to read.”

All Presidents: Applause!

Franklin: “Mr. Harrison, please continue.”

William H. Harrison: “Mr. Franklin, I call no witness and I yield the floor.”

Franklin: “Thank you Mr. Harrison. Gentlemen, we will recess until tomorrow at nine a.m. At that time, Mr. Tyler please be prepared to take the floor. Court adjourned.”

Don: “Mr. Franklin, if the court would allow for two days off as it is the weekend?”

Franklin: “I see writer, yes I agree. This court will be adjourned until Monday morning at nine a.m.

Chapter 11 John Tyler, A Man for State’s Rights

Court Notes: Court is back in session on Monday, 9:05 a.m.

Franklin: “Mr. Tyler, are you ready to proceed?”

John Tyler: “Yes Mr. Franklin, I will proceed.

Gentlemen, if we abolish the federal government, then what of the Office of the President? Who would be in charge of America?”

Thomas Jefferson: “That would be up to each state to decide.”

Prosecuting Presidents: “Here, here.”

John Tyler: “Mr. Jefferson, you would have fifty presidents possibly going in fifty different directions?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes, of course, and why not?”

John Tyler: “Yes, I can imagine that. I can also imagine America being pulled apart and civil un-rest.”

Thomas Jefferson: “You, sir, surprise me by your stand, as you were the guardian of states’ rights. Now you have changed your stand from states’ rights to only federal government’s rights. Maybe in a John Tyler world there would also be one government and one world leader?”

John Tyler: “No sir, please place no words within my mouth!”

John Adams: “Good point Mr. Tyler.”

Court Notes: John Tyler pauses, he is just standing there.

Franklin: “Mr. Tyler, please proceed.”

Court Notes: John Tyler is still just standing there and not speaking.

Franklin: “Mr. Tyler you have the floor, please proceed!”

Court Notes: John Tyler is just standing there. All in the court are waiting and watching John Tyler.

Franklin: “Mr. Tyler, proceed or yield the floor!”

John Tyler: “Mr. Franklin, I wish to withdraw my testimony, and would like to change my view, my stance, in this court proceeding.”

Franklin: “Mr. Tyler, as you stated; are you sure you wish to withdraw your testimony and your position from that of a defending president to a prosecuting president, is that correct?”

John Tyler: “Yes Mr. Franklin, as stated.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection, on the grounds that Mr. Tyler’s testimony was given and taken in good faith, and, therefore, should stand. As far as Mr. Tyler switching sides, this was not done in good faith. Mr. Tyler should have to remain with the defending presidents.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection Mr. Franklin. Mr. Tyler’s statement should be withdrawn. Also, Mr. Tyler wishes to change his stance on the matter of this court. As Mr. Tyler is an ex-president, he should be able to pursue his choice in this matter. Mr. Tyler should be allowed to join us prosecuting presidents.”

Franklin: “Order gentlemen! I will take a short recess and return with my decision, which will stand! Mr. Tyler, I will ask you one last time, do you wish to withdraw your statement and change your stance to that of a prosecuting

president?”

John Tyler: “Yes Mr. Franklin.”

Ulysses Grant: “You, sir, need a new Tippecanoe and hard cider too!”

Court Notes: “Laughter”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, please; decorum! I will return with my decision, which will stand and there will be no outburst.”

Court Notes: Recess lasted thirty minutes.

Franklin: “Order gentlemen, I wanted to be fair to all. To exclude Mr. Tyler would be unjust, therefore, Mr. Tyler, you may join the prosecuting presidents. I also feel that since Mr. Tyler’s statement was given in good faith, his statement should stand. I also feel that since Mr. Tyler his given a statement, that he may make no other statement but may call upon a witness if he so desires.

Mr. Tyler, do you have a witness you would like to call?”

John Tyler: “Yes Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Tyler.”

John Tyler: “I call upon Mr. John Bannon.”

Mr. Bannon: “Here, President Tyler.”

Franklin: “Mr. Bannon, please state your full name, date and place of your birth?”

Mr. Bannon: “My proper name is John Sebert Harold Bannon. I was born in 1832, in a small town called Tully Town, which was south of Charleston, South Carolina. The town no longer exists.”

John Tyler: “Mr. Bannon, what did you do for a living?”

Mr. Bannon: “I was a farmer. I grew corn and other items. My cash crop was tobacco.”

John Tyler: “Did you make a living at being a farmer?”

Mr. Bannon: “Yes, until the Yankees came, you know that war.”

John Tyler: “Mr. Bannon, what happened when the Yankees came?”

Mr. Bannon: “They burnt my land, my home.”

John Tyler: “What happened after that?”

Mr. Bannon: “I could not support my family. I began to drink homemade whiskey. I became depressed and finally took a gun and ended my life. For that I had to spend a lot of time in that cold, dark place.”

John Tyler: “Thank you Mr. Bannon. No further questions Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Lincoln, do you have any questions for Mr. Bannon?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Yes Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Bannon, you stated you owned a farm and a plantation. Did you own any slaves?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection, on the grounds this is irrelevant to this case, we all have sins.”

Franklin: “Objection overruled. Answer Mr. Lincoln’s question, Mr. Bannon.”

Mr. Bannon: “Yes I did. I now know that this was wrong but I did treat my slaves with some respect. My own dear wife, Sara, broke the law by teaching our slaves to read. In fact, when the war was over, most of my slaves wanted to stay, but I could not even support my own family.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Bannon, did you ever whip a slave?”

Mr. Bannon: “Seldom, if any of my slaves disobeyed, I would lock them up in the corn bins for a day. My sweet Sara showed me that it was wrong to own slaves, as we were good Christians. Sara even planned that our slaves would buy their freedom. Those who stayed and worked for me, and gained their freedom,

went on to become sharecroppers with me. Why, when the war ended, these same sharecroppers fed my family.

Our plan was to keep buying slaves and let them work for their freedom. Gentlemen, I know this was a sin, but who here has no sin? Gentlemen, my wife’s plan was working, that was until that war broke out. I even went and

served with Jefferson Davis’ army, got

wounded, and by the time I returned home, my farm was gone. The Yankees came, burned not only my farm but most of the sharecroppers’ farms. Then the war was over, sharecroppers fed us. I could not provide for my family.

Gentlemen, we all know slavery is a great sin. What if that war had not been fought? What if you, Mr. Lincoln, would have tried to change the laws by order instead of chaos? At that time, there were laws that no new slaves could be brought to America. People were changing; it was only a matter of maybe

fifteen years before slavery was outlawed. All of those deaths, all of that destruction! Even the slaves suffered after the war, the bitterness, the anger.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Yes Mr. Bannon, slavery might have ended within fifteen years or one hundred and fifty years. The answer for those states that allowed slavery, their answer was the Confederacy, to succeed from the United States of America! So Mr. Bannon, it was the Confederacy who should be held responsible for the ruin of your farm, and for you owning slaves, as to the reason for your long stay in that cold, dark place!”

Ulysses Grant: “God bless The United States of America!”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes, the America people must do the will of the federal government or face destruction!”

Andrew Jackson: “Well stated Mr. Jefferson.”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, order! Continue Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Let the record show; Mr. Bannon was a slave owner. I say no more.”

Franklin: “Mr. Ford, do you have any questions for Mr. Bannon?”

Gerald Ford: “I stand with Mr. Lincoln, let the record show; Mr. Bannon was a slave owner and we are all with sin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Bannon, you are dismissed, thank you for your testimony.

Gentlemen, we will take a short recess. When we return, Mr. Polk will have the floor.

Court Adjourned.”

Chapter 12 James Polk, The One Term Doer

Court Notes: Recess lasted for one hour and thirty minutes.

Franklin: “Mr. Polk, you now have the floor.”

James Polk: “Gentlemen, this matter is not up to us, for it has to be up to those now living in America. I realize that it may be important for each of us to give our statements, only because it could be a defining statement to and for all American people. My hope is that it will help, it will heal.

I would like to know where, when and how our statements will be published?”

Franklin: “Point taken, Mr. Polk. Writer Don, would you please explain to this court your procedures to have these court notes published?”

Writer Don: “First, I would like to thank all of the participants of this court for what I believe will be very useful information that could save America.

My plan is; at the end of this court

proceeding, to read over my notes and correct any spelling or punctuation errors. I plan to place each president’s statement, and witness, within his own chapter. I would then present the court notes to all presidents for their review. I will then seek out a publisher or, if need be, I will self publish.”

James Polk: “Thank you for stating your procedure. Have you thought of a title for this American matter?”

Writer Don: “Yes, President Polk. I have considered, ‘Dead Presidents; America’s

Government on Trial.’”

Franklin: “Yes, quite good, Writer Don. Remember gentlemen, when you review these court documents, you may not change your statements or any testimony. Any changes that you deem to be so important, must be brought to

the attention of this court, where I will render a decision.”

James Polk: “Thank you writer Don. Mr. Franklin, if I may suggest, to have this most important court document published as soon as possible, a time limit be imposed, whereas all presidents be given only thirty human days to finish reading and making any corrections, and their findings be presented to their respective leader, which would be Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lincoln or Mr. Ford. Those leaders would then present their findings back to you, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Yes, as time is imperative to America, I agree Mr. Polk.

Gentlemen, after writer Don returns this court document to me, I will then give it to your respective leader, who will in turn place it in your care. Remember, you only have thirty days to read it and report back to your leader. I will not put up with wholesale changes or a delay in time. Mr. Polk, please continue.”

James Polk: “Gentlemen, as we all agree that it is up to those who are on the living side to decide how the federal government operates, then should we not leave it up to states’ rights over federal rights?”

Prosecuting Presidents: Applause!

William H. Harrison: “As was your judgment to rush to war in 1846 with Mexico?”

Ronald Reagan: “Good point, Mr. Harrison!”

Thomas Jefferson: “Please gentlemen, remember my esteemed colleague has been ranked as the tenth greatest president. Why Mr. Polk achieved more in four years than most of you achieved in eight years.”

James Polk: “Gentlemen, I did accomplish many things in my four years as president. Mr. Harrison, I set my goals and I accomplished them. I only hope we can do the same for the American people.

Maybe we should do the same for this government. Set goals, and give this government a road map to success.

Gentlemen, As Mr. Harrison and Mr. Lincoln have proposed before, I propose that each committee should write a set of goals for this federal government, which should be added to this court document, no matter what the outcome is.

All Presidents: Applause!

Franklin: “As it seems to me by an overwhelming popularity, this motion carries. Therefore, I direct each committee, those

prosecuting, defending, and undecided presidents to write goals; a sort of successful road map for this American Federal Government and have them ready by the end of this trial. Then Mr. Harrison’s committee will decide which amendments will stay and be printed, along with these court notes. Mr. Polk, please proceed.”

James Polk: “Gentlemen, let me speak some true facts as to how the federal government operates today. The federal government spends far more money than it brings in. For whatever reason, it cannot or will not live within its means, a budget. Every Senator has a staff of many, too many. I am surprised that each senator does not have someone to hold a handkerchief while they blow their noses.

There are those who lobby for laws, not to help America, but for their own self interest. In plain English, they buy votes.

There are those politicians who bring legislation forward and leaden it with what is called pork. They do this, not for the benefit of all Americans, but just for a few, and all in the name of political reelection.

In our time, there were politics involved, but it never interfered with our responsibility to the American people.

Gentlemen, we all know that the American Federal Government is broken. When this federal government reaches out to fix or run some new, or even old federal program, then that program also becomes broken.

Gentlemen, my, no our concern, should be to help the American people fix this broken government. This is like a train running down the tracks with no conductor at the controls.

When the American Federal Government can no longer operate, then the people have a right, and duty, to take control of that federal government.

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Polk, would you suggest that the American people rise up and take control by force?”

James Polk: “No Mr. Lincoln, I would have the American people rise up with their votes, and vote every person, which is in an elected office, out of office. Wipe the halls of congress clean, wipe the chambers of the senate clean, and last, wipe the Office of the President clean.

Gentlemen, I may not agree with you on whether to disband the federal government or not, but at least agree with me that we must stand together and let the American people know that they should, and must, wipe this government clean and start over again.”

All Presidents: Applause!

James Polk: “Mr. Franklin, I call no witness and I yield the floor.”

All Presidents: A standing ovation!

Franklin: “Thank you Mr. Polk. Gentlemen, we will take a recess which will last for about one hour and thirty minutes for writer Don. This court is adjourned until then.”

Chapter 13 Zachary Taylor, I Am No Politician

Court Notes: Recess lasted one hour and thirty minutes.

Franklin: “Order, order in this court. Mr. Taylor, you now have the floor.”

Zachary Taylor: “Thank you Mr. Franklin. Gentlemen, as you know, I am not nor have I ever been a politician. I speak plain and while living, I was more comfortable as a military leader. I preferred the name, Old Rough and Ready to Mr. President. I am for state’s rights over the federal government’s rights, but I am against the disbanding of the United States of American or this government. I was president for only sixteen months, but in that time, I came to realize how important the federal government is to its people. It is the glue that keeps us, the American people, together.

Gentlemen, can we not be for state’s rights, over the federal government’s rights, and yet keep this federal government? As the Office of the President seems to have become stronger, it is my belief it has become too strong.”

Andrew Jackson: “Mr. Taylor, your words say that maybe you should join our side in this disagreement!”

Zachary Taylor: “As you would want for

me to change sides I, too, would like you, Mr. Jackson, to join this side of the disagreement!”

Defending Presidents: Applause

John Adams: “Yes Mr. Jackson, we could always use a hot head.”

Defending Presidents: “Laughter!”

Franklin: “Order gentlemen! Proceed Mr. Taylor.”

Zachary Taylor: “Gentlemen, We need the federal government to provide a strong military, a strong education system, helping the American people in the times of need, and protecting all Americans when the states will not.”

Andrew Jackson: “Yes, the federal government, a giant money pit!”

Defending Presidents: “Laughter!”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, please remember decorum. Continue Mr. Taylor.”

Zachary Taylor: “Gentlemen, is the federal government broken? Yes! I think most of us agree on this point. But would any of us, while we’ve lived, toss out a broken item? No! We would have repaired it. That is all this federal government needs. It will not take one day, one month or even one year. With hard work, it will probably take a decade or longer to fix. My belief is that with the American people it, can and, will be repaired. If I was a living American today, I would certainly want for change of my federal government. We all know that the federal government will not or cannot change on its own. Therefore, this can only be accomplished with the vote by the American people.

Mr. Franklin, I now yield the floor as I will let the politicians give their speeches.”

Franklin: “Thank you Mr. Taylor. We will take a thirty minute recess for writer Don’s benefit. Court adjoined.”

Chapter 14 Millard Fillmore, The Last of My Party to be president

Court Notes: I was late getting back to the court room by ten minutes.

Franklin: “Writer Don, may I remind you that this is a court of law. I ask that you respect it.”

Writer Don: “Yes Mr. Franklin, it will not happen again.”

Franklin: “Mr. Fillmore, please take the floor.”

Millard Fillmore: “Gentlemen, I must confess, before this meeting I did not fully realize that I had passed. I thought that I was dreaming. I guess I have not fully passed over. I have yet been to that cold and dark place you speak about, where souls repent.”

Franklin: “Mr. Fillmore, to cross over completely, one must go into the light. You must then repent, and forgive, in that cold and dark place. It is rewarding for a soul to do. Would you like to cross over now?”

Millard Fillmore: “Mr. Franklin, the next time I see the light, I will cross over. Are there presidents here, now, who are in that cold and dark place?”

Franklin: “Writer Don, please do not record those names which have raised their hands, and omit their testimony about what they have said about that cold and dark place.”

Court Notes: Several presidents did raise their hands and did give their testimony about their time in which they now spend in that cold and dark place.

Franklin: “Mr. Fillmore, please continue but know that if you see the light, please enter it. Then come from that cold and dark place, so that you may finish your statement. Gentlemen, if Mr. Fillmore leaves us to go into the light, we will then take a recess until he returns from that cold and dark place. Mr. Fillmore, please continue.”

Millard Fillmore: “As you know gentlemen, I was not elected but did have the privilege to serve as a President of these United States. After all of us have given our statements, we will then have the task of writing a new set of amendments, which will help fix this government. Before I call my witness, I have only one thought for this new form of government; term limits, gentlemen, term

limits. Mr. Franklin, I call my witness.

I call upon Mr. Henry Ballard, a congressman for many years from my place of the living, in upstate New York, Buffalo, to be exact.”

Franklin: “Welcome Mr. Ballard, please state your full name, date and place of birth.”

Mr. Ballard: “I was born Henry William, after my uncle on my mother’s side, Ballard. I was born in the year of 1801, in the small town of Cheektowaga, which at the time had a small American Indian village. I am proud to say that I served in the United States Congress for fifty three years, until I passed over. I am sure there are those seated here that know me.”

Rutherford Hayes: “Still a politician, Henry.”

All Presidents: “Laughter”

Mr. Ballard: “Good to see you too Ruther.”

All Presidents: “Laughter”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Fillmore.”

Millard Fillmore: “Let the record show that Mr. Ballard and I do know each other.”

Mr. Ballard: “Why Fillmore, we were wondering where the heck you where. I didn’t think you lead that evil of a life to still be in that cold and dark place. So why haven’t you crossed over yet?”

Court Notes: Some presidents snicker.

Millard Fillmore: “So, Mr. Ballard, how bad was it in that dark and cold place?”

Theodore Roosevelt: “Don’t worry, Fillmore, you won’t have to stay as long as

Andrew Jackson did.”

Ulysses Grant: “That’s for sure.”

All Presidents: “Laughter”

Franklin: “Order! Mr. Fillmore, don’t worry, you will be fine. Please stay on course with your questioning.”

Millard Fillmore: “Mr. Ballard, what was your profession for the last fifty years of your life?”

Mr. Ballard: “I was a congressman.”

Millard Fillmore: “Please tell the court how many total years you were a congressman.”

Mr. Ballard: “I am proud to state that I was a congressman for fifty three years, until the time of my death.”

Millard Fillmore: “During your time as a congressman, you must have, so to speak, in today’s speech brought the bacon home many times?”

Gerald Ford: “Objection, on the grounds that Mr. Fillmore seems to think that Mr. Ballard is the one on trial.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Franklin, I would like to hear where Mr. Fillmore is taking this.”

Franklin: “I, too, Mr. Lincoln. Mr. Ford, your objection is overruled. Mr. Ballard, please answer Mr. Fillmore’s question.”

Mr. Ballard: “Yes, I brought the bacon home on many occasions, but it was only for the good of my constituents.”

Millard Fillmore: “In most of these cases, was the money you spent for your constituents good for the rest of America?”

Mr. Ballard: “I could not answer that question, Mr. Fillmore.”

Millard Fillmore: “Gentlemen, my point is, by my witness’s own testimony that the spending of this federal government’s money, many times, is not done for the good of the country as a whole.

Some Presidents: “Here, here!”

Franklin: “Mr. Lincoln, would you like to question this witness?”

Abraham Lincoln: “No questions for this witness.”

Franklin: “Mr. Jefferson, would you like to question the witness?”

Thomas Jefferson: “No Mr. Franklin, Mr. Ballard has done enough damage.”

Some Presidents: “Laughter”

Franklin: “Mr. Ford, would you like to question this witness?”

Gerald Ford: “Yes, Mr. Franklin. I would like to question the witness.”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Ford.”

Gerald Ford: “Mr. Ballard, you must have been an effective congressman.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection, Mr. Ford is leading the witness.”

Franklin: “Objection sustained. Mr. Ford, please ask a question of the witness.”

Gerald Ford: “Mr. Ballard, why do you think you were an effective congressman?”

Mr. Ballard: “Fifty three years in the congress. I knew how Washington operated and could get things done.”

Gerald Ford: “If there was a term limit of only twenty years in congress, do you think you would have been effective in congress?”

Mr. Ballard: “No, I was only warming up after twenty years in office.”

All Presidents: “Laughter!”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection Mr. Franklin, on the grounds that this question cannot be answered honestly. Yes, Mr. Ballard can say that he did a good job in congress. But what if he did only serve for twenty years and his predecessor came into office that might have done a better job. As you can see Mr. Franklin,

Mr. Ford’s question cannot be answered without knowing who would have been his predecessor.”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, Mr. Fillmore has left this court. I take it Mr. Fillmore must have passed over and went into the light, where he will start his time of repentance in that cold and dark place. Gentlemen, let us take a moment of

prayer for Mr. Fillmore.”

Court notes: A moment of silence for Mr. Fillmore.

Franklin: “Mr. Jefferson, I have taken your objection into consideration and think you are right. Therefore, let the record show that even though Mr. Ballard thinks he did a good job, it is possible that after twenty years, Mr. Ballard would have left office, and his predecessor might have done a better job in congress. Continue Mr. Ford.”

Gerald Ford: “Gentleman, term limits, in my estimation, might actually be detrimental to America and its freedom and foundation. Let the people decide. No further questions, Mr. Franklin.”

Some Presidents: “Here, here!”

Franklin: “Mr. Ballard, thank you for your testimony and for your service to our country. You are now dismissed. Gentlemen, we will adjourn for today. This court will continue at nine o’clock tomorrow morning. Let us not forget to pray for our esteemed colleague, Mr. Fillmore, and hope he will return to this court soon. This court is now adjourned.

Chapter 15 Franklin Pierce, More Than Meets the Eye

Franklin: “Order. Writer Don, what is the official living time?”

Writer Don: “It is eight fifty eight, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Thank you, Writer Don. Two minutes early, waste no time. Court is now in session. Mr. Pierce, are you ready?…. Mr. Fillmore, I am glad to see you.”

Millard Fillmore: “Mr. Franklin, if I may address the court?”

Franklin: “Yes Mr. Fillmore, do you want what you have to say recorded?”

Millard Fillmore: “Yes Mr. Franklin, confessions are good for the soul.

Gentlemen, I have seen all of my sins. My heart is heavy with the pain I have caused. I am now in that cold and dark place. I am now repenting for all of my sins, and I am learning to forgive sins against me. Gentlemen, I am with so much sin.”

Abraham Lincoln: “My brother and esteemed colleague, we are all with sin. The most important thing for you is to learn to forgive, for you have already been forgiven.”

Franklin: “Writer Don, please read back the notes of this court, from when Mr. Fillmore left us.”

Court Notes: Writer Don reads the court notes from the time Mr. Fillmore left until the court was adjourned.

Franklin: “Okay gentlemen, order. Mr. Pierce, are you ready to take the floor?”

Franklin Pierce: “Mr. Franklin, just give me several minutes to read over my notes.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, if I may speak while my esteemed colleague gathers his thoughts?”

Franklin: “Yes Mr. Jefferson, proceed.”

Thomas Jefferson: “I was most surprised when I found out that my esteemed colleague, Mr. Pierce, was for federal government rights over that of states’ rights. During the Civil War, it was Mr. Pierce who supported the Confederacy and states’ rights. You even personally corresponded with Jefferson Davis, which made you a target of the press and very unpopular. Why you were even called a Doughface.”

Court Notes: Writer Don raises his hand.

Franklin: “Yes Writer Don, do you have a question?”

Writer Don: “Mr. Franklin, please have Mr. Jefferson give the meaning of Doughface.”

Some Presidents: “Laughter”

Franklin: “Yes, your generation would not know the meaning of that word. Good Idea Writer Don. As we proceed, if you do not know the meaning of a word or expression, please raise your hand for clarification. Mr. Jefferson, please give this court the meaning of Doughface.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Of course, it means a northerner, with southern sympathies. Mr. Pierce, are you sure that you are on the correct side?”

Franklin Pierce: “Yes Mr. Jefferson, I was for states’ rights over that of the federal government. As I thought, slavery, alcohol, and listening to everyone else when I was president, and losing one’s wife was right. Sometimes we think we are a good and sound person. Mr. Jefferson, I did not even understand my own

short comings. As I now know, I am on the right side.”

Defending Presidents: Applause!

Franklin Pierce: “To the American people, I would like to say what my good friend, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow said, then what my other good friend Nathaniel Hawthorne said.

‘“Mournfully into the past, it comes not back again. Wisely improve the present, it is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear.”’

You can get assent to almost any proposition so long as you are not going to do anything about it.”’

Franklin Pierce: “Therefore, it is not up to us who the living Americans must look to for change. Rather, they must look to those who are living, who run the federal government, for change.

Mr. Franklin, I yield the floor.”

Defending Presidents and some other Presidents: Stand and applaud!

Franklin: “Mr. Buchanan, please take the floor.”

James Buchanan: “Mr. Franklin, I am not as prepared as I would like and ask that this court grant me two hours of living time?”

Franklin: “As Mr. Pierce was quick, I call a two hour recess. Court adjourned for two hours.”

Chapter 16 James Buchanan, The Appeaser

Court Notes: After two hours, the ex-presidents are starting to file into the courtroom again.

Franklin: “Gentlemen, order, please take your seats. Mr. Buchanan, please take the floor.”

James Buchanan: “Thank you Mr. Franklin. I, too, was a Doughface. Historian, Kenneth Stampp, said it best when he stated I was a northern man, with southern principles.

As I declared secession illegal, I also declared sending federal troops to stop the secession. I only wanted to stop the pending civil war. Mr. Lincoln, himself, denounced me, and rightfully so, as I was an accomplice of slave power. I only wanted harmony for the union of the United States. I was in denial to the true meaning of slavery. I believed that slaves were treated with kindness and humanity.

Gentlemen, I do not want to be wrong again!”

James Polk: “Mr. Buchanan, this is not about slavery. We all know it was wrong and against God.

As you once served in my cabinet when I was president, will you join us to help put an end to this corrupt governing body that calls itself the Federal Government?”

Prosecuting Presidents: Standing applause!

Franklin: “Order gentlemen.”

James Buchanan: “As I feel all conflicts are unnecessary, sometimes you must stand for what you believe in, as I did when the British invaded Maryland, I joined to defend Baltimore. Now I stand for what I believe is right; a strong

American Federal Government.”

Defending Presidents: Standing applause!

Franklin: “Gentlemen, order.”

Andrew Jackson: “Mr. Appeaser, you are a fence sitter. As you tried to use appeasement to stop the Civil War, will you use appeasement to let this federal government continue its willy nilly ways of operating?

Oh Mr. Appeaser, how is Senator William King, Miss Nancy Fancy?”

James Buchanan: “You, sir, are still an un-educated buffoon, who made the Office of the President like a zoo. Sir, I think a duel would be most fitting at this time!”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, this type of behavior will not be tolerated in my court!”

Andrew Jackson: “Yes, a duel, so that you may die again.”

Court Notes: James Buchanan and Andrew Jackson have vanished, silence in the court room.

Franklin: “Gentlemen, I did not think that this court proceeding would have gone this far.

Let the recorder show that Mr. Buchanan and Mr. Jackson are in that cold and dark place repenting for their actions. Therefore, I will adjourn court until tomorrow at nine a.m. sharp. Let this be a warning that we should all temper our words and thoughts. Court adjourned.”

Court Notes: Nine a.m.; the Presidents are seated, speaking among themselves, as James Buchanan and Andrew Jackson are in front of the court room.

Franklin: “Order in this court. Mr. Buchanan and Mr. Jackson, please address this court.”

Andrew Jackson: “Gentlemen, Mr. Buchanan, I am truly sorry for my hurtful

words and thoughts.”

James Buchanan: “Gentlemen, and my esteemed colleague, Mr. Jackson, I too am truly sorry.”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, be mindful of hurtful and foul thoughts and words that might have you in that cold and dark place. Mr. Buchanan, please continue your statement.”

James Buchanan: “I can boldly proclaim my presidency was a failure or as the press stated, ‘Buchanan’s blunder.’”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection, on the grounds that Mr. Buchanan’s presidency is not on trial.”

James Buchanan: “Mr. Franklin, gentlemen, it is true, confession is good for the soul. My confessions lift my burdens from me.”

Franklin: “Objection overruled. Continue Mr. Buchanan.”

James Buchanan: “I never wanted for the presidency, but I was weak. I remember what I said to Mr. Lincoln on my last day as president. ‘If you are as happy entering the White house as I shall feel on returning to Wheatland, you

are a happy man.’

My presidency was as much a failure as my relationship with Ms. Ann Caroline Coleman. I did so drive her to overdose on Laudanum. As I wrote to her father, ‘I may sustain the shock of her death, but I feel that happiness has fled from me forever.’

I truly believe that the federal government must remain strong and viable. The ballot box is the surest arbiter of disputes among free men. Mr. Franklin, I yield the floor.”

Defending and other Presidents: Standing applause!

Franklin: “Mr. Lincoln, please take the floor.”

Chapter 17 Abraham Lincoln, A Man of Thoughts and Words

Abraham Lincoln: “The purpose of the United States Constitution was to form a more perfect union. Therefore, the union should not be dismantled. The American people must save, even struggle to save the union. No matter what it takes, the union must be saved.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes, but you also wanted the newly freed slaves to be placed into colonies which, to me, is another word for reservations, as was done to the American Natives. This was, and is, a shameful way to deal with a people.”

Abraham Lincoln: “They are your words, Mr. Jefferson.”

Thomas Jefferson: “But my words are true, so I speak them.”

Abraham Lincoln: “You lost ground, Mr. Jefferson, as there never were any colonies.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Your words and your thoughts were your feelings, Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “My actions were my words, Mr. Jefferson!

From the time our forefathers founded our nation until now, it has been two hundred and thirty four years. Our nation and this federal government were conceived only for liberty, and are dedicated so that all of its people are free and equal, as this, our nation, and the federal government, at this time, is being tested. My only hope is that it can long endure. It is only fitting that our nation and the federal government survive. Many have given their lives for this great nation and their federal government. Would those who oppose this federal government have those who died, die in vain? The world looks to our nation, our federal

government, which means freedom. Therefore, we must dedicate ourselves to the unfinished work and struggles which are at hand. This nation, this federal government under God, must not perish. It is, and will always be, of the people, by the people, and for the people.

Defending and other Presidents: Stand and applaud!

Mr. Franklin, I call upon my witness, Mr. Fredrick Douglas.”

Franklin: “Mr. Douglas, please state your full name, date and place of birth.”

Fredrick Douglas: “Good day, Mr. Presidents. My full name is Frederick Augustus Washington Bailey. On the date of February 14, 1818, in Talbot County, Maryland, I was born. I later took the last name of Douglas, because that was the name I used when I escaped from being a slave.”

Franklin: “Proceed with your witness, Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Douglas, in your wisdom, should the federal government be abolished?”

Frederick Douglas: “As I look at the federal government today, I sometimes feel that it should be abolished. But then I think, is it not better to repair than to abolish? With this strong foundation of freedom, we must keep it strong. Therefore, please repair it, but do not abolish it.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Thank you Mr. Douglas, your words are true. No further questions.”

Franklin: “Mr. Jefferson, do you have any questions for Mr. Douglas?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Jefferson.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Good day Mr. Douglas. If it would have been possible to have a state for the newly freed slaves in 1865, would that have been ideal with you?”

Frederick Douglas: “Good day to you Mr. Jefferson. A state for the newly freed slaves in 1865 would have been ideal.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Douglas, what if this state for newly freed slaves would have had no governing by the U.S. Federal Government, would this have been ideal?”

Frederick Douglas: “Mr. Jefferson, I think this newly formed state and its people would not have felt a part of the United States of America, for as this country of America is, so its people must be a real part of its government.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Thank you Mr. Douglas. No further questions, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Ford, do you have any questions for Mr. Douglas?”

Gerald Ford: “Yes Mr. Franklin, this has more to do with history than this case of the federal government.”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Ford.”

Gerald Ford: “Mr. Douglas, looking back at history and now seeing that an African American has been voted into the office of the Presidency, what are your thoughts?”

Frederick Douglas: “America has come very far. Within a little over one hundred and forty four years, we, the African American people, have gone from slaves to equality in the American Government. But for each person to gain real equality, there must no longer be any prejudice, which is up to each person. The truth is as everyone knows, there will always be prejudice; let us hope we can all build on this moment in history.”

Presidents: Applause!

Franklin: “Thank you Mr. Douglas. Gentlemen, we will now take a short recess of one hour, after which Mr. Johnson will have the floor. Court adjourned!”

Chapter 18 Andrew Johnson, I Was Impeached

Court Notes: Court was in recess for one hour.

Franklin: “Order gentlemen, order. Mr. Johnson, please take the floor.”

Andrew Johnson: “Thank you Mr. Franklin. My esteemed colleagues, this trial, this court proceeding seems to be more about states which wanted for their independence to tie them to slave states, or to be in favor of slavery. The

defending presidents speak as our country lives in the past. Gentlemen, slavery is abolished and thank God it was. But this is now present time. There must be a good reason why there are some of us presidents who think now is the time to abolish the federal government, just as we abolished slavery. Mr. Franklin, gentlemen, my ears, as I hope your ears are, are tired of hearing that states that would succeed from the union, would be tied to slavery. Gentlemen, let us live and proceed with this court in the present and not in the past. If we proceed in the past, surely we will fail. Mr. Franklin, I call upon my witness, Mrs. Willa Beecher.”

Prosecuting Presidents: Standing applause!

Mr. Franklin: “Order, Mrs. Beecher please state your full name, date, and place of birth.”

Willa Beecher: “My correct birth name was Athiana Willa Robin Williams, but I liked the name Willa, and I married Mr. Robert Beecher. I was born in the year of 1838, outside Manassas, Maryland. I was later sold to Mr. Gardner, who owned a plantation near Walterboro, South Carolina.”

Andrew Johnson: “Mrs. Beecher, in what year do you remember the emancipation?”

Willa Beecher: “The year was 1862, but I was not freed until the Union Army came through the area in the year of 1865. I even remember the month, it was March. After the Union Army freed us slaves, we even had a freedom parade. There was music and banners and we all sang, ‘Battle Hymn of the Republic.’ It was truly one of the best things that ever happened in my life. We were free, but not really, we were free but still oppressed.”

Andrew Johnson: “Mrs. Beecher, do you believe if any state succeeded from the union today, that state would accept slavery as a way of life?”

Willa Beecher: “I do not think that any state would succeed from this union of America today. But if it did, slavery would not be accepted.”

Andrew Johnson: “Thank you Mrs. Beecher. No further questions Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Lincoln, do you have any questions for Mrs. Beecher?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Yes, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Proceed Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mrs. Beecher, do you believe you would have been set free without the aid of the union or its army?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, I would like to state that Mr. Lincoln’s question is about the past.”

Franklin: “Duly noted, Mr. Jefferson. Mrs. Beecher, please answer Mr. Lincoln’s question.”

Willa Beecher: “Mr. Lincoln, first, I am so glad to meet you. When I heard that, well, when I heard that you passed over, I cried and prayed for you. Mr. Lincoln, if it were not for your union, I don’t know when, if ever, slavery would have been abolished. This trial is about whether to recommend abolishing the federal government. Gentlemen, it no longer matters what we think. It is up to those living who must decide how the government operates.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Thank you Mrs. Beecher, no further questions.”

Franklin: “Mr. Ford, do you have any questions?”

Gerald Ford: “No, Mr. Franklin, no questions.”

Franklin: “Thank you, Mrs. Beecher, for your testimony. Gentlemen, we will take another short recess of two hours. When we return, Mr. Grant, please be prepared to take the floor. Court adjourned.”

Chapter 19 Ulysses Grant, No Bull

Court Notes: Recess lasted for two hours. All of the presidents are not present.

Franklin: “Order gentlemen, the court is in session. Proceed Mr. Grant.”

Writer Don: “Mr. Franklin, I have noticed that all presidents are not present.”

Franklin: “Very well, writer Don. Mr. Jefferson, are all your presidents here?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Lincoln, are all your presidents here?”

Abraham Lincoln: “No, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Ford, are all your presidents here?”

Gerald Ford: “No, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Lincoln and Mr. Ford, would you please call your missing presidents.”

Abraham Lincoln: “I call upon Mr. Hoover, Mr. Eisenhower and Mr. Nixon.”

Gerald Ford: “I call upon Mr. Kennedy and Mr. Lyndon Johnson.”

Franklin: “Thank you, writer Don, for being so observant. Gentlemen, let me remind you that I will not tolerate tardiness in my court, enough said. Mr. Grant, please take the floor.”

Ulysses Grant: “I agree with Mr. Andrew Johnson who said, ‘we should not tie states who seek independence with the slave issue.’

Gentlemen, independent states would not serve the good of the union as a whole. Think about this, gentlemen, if states become independent, that state might embrace an organization such as the Ku Klux Klan. Gentlemen, I do not have to remind any of you I was one never to speak words when I felt it was

not necessary. I never did like bull!”

Andrew Johnson: “Or smoke a cigar or have a drink, general.”

Most Presidents: “Laughter!”

Ulysses Grant: “Yes, you are right on that Mr. Johnson. But if we encourage the dismissal of this federal government, then I feel this would be the death of America itself.

Gentlemen, please search your hearts before any decision. Mr. Franklin, I yield the floor.”

Franklin: “Thank you Mr. Grant. Gentlemen, I will adjourn this court until tomorrow morning at nine a.m., living time. Please be here on time. Court adjourned.”

Chapter 20 Rutherford Hayes, Almost Not President

Court Notes: 9 a.m., all presidents are present.

Franklin: “Mr. Hayes, please take the floor.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Franklin, I know Mr. Hayes was president only through the act of a congressional commission. I recall it was called an election without a free ballot and fair count. I would like to ask Mr. Hayes if he would feel it prudent to yield the floor.”

Ulysses Grant: “Mr. Jefferson, may I remind you that Mr. Hayes served proudly in the military during the Civil War as a Colonel. He was later promoted to General. Mr. Hayes was wounded not once but four times and had four horses shot from under him.”

Defending Presidents: Applause!

Rutherford Hayes: “I never would be one to offend anyone but Mr. Jefferson, as I was president, you, sir, must yield the floor to me. Sit Mr. Jefferson, sit.”

Defending Presidents: “Laughter.”

Thomas Jefferson: “As I sit, I guess you, sir, shall bark.”

Prosecuting Presidents: “Laughter” and applause.

Franklin: “Gentlemen, order and decorum.”

Rutherford Hayes: “In life, I was always honest. Yes, I did not win the popular vote.

Yes, my election was highly disputed. Yes, my election was decided by a congressional commission. Never the less, I was sworn in as President of the United States of America and held the highest elected office in this great nation. Therefore, I feel I can speak in this court.

Gentlemen, you can serve your community, and your state but it is best to serve your country, one country and one America.

Defending Presidents: Applause.

Thomas Jefferson: “You, sir, are the perfect example of how a federal government is out of control. Your election of the presidency was not decided by the people and for the people.

In 1877, when the railroad workers walked out and went on strike, and had the backing of thousands of American people sympathetic to their cause, you, Mr. Hayes, sent federal troops to restore peace, and seventy American people

were killed.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection, Mr. Hayes was only restoring the peace during a time of rioting. Mr. Jefferson cannot say he would have not done the same thing.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Say what you will Mr. Lincoln, the truth is that federal troops killed Americans only because they disagreed with the federal government. I guess this would be your solution if a state was to succeed today.”

Prosecuting Presidents: Standing, applause!

Rutherford Hayes: “Mr. Jefferson, there was not a moment in my cold and dark place that I did not pray for forgiveness of innocent blood that was spilled. If a state was to succeed today, I would not be in favor of spilling blood, neither would anyone here.

I am in favor of fixing, not tearing down. One thing I think would help, would be for the president to be limited to one six year term.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Hayes, on this, we can completely agree. Mr. Franklin, Mr. Hayes has brought a motion to the floor, to limit the president to a one six year term. I second Mr. Hayes motion.”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, all those in favor to place in the amendments the motion of one six year term for the Office of the Presidency, please raise your hands. Writer Don, please take the count.”

Writer Don: “Mr. Franklin, hands raised are twenty seven.”

Franklin: “The motion carries, and this will be placed in the amendments. Mr. Hayes, please continue.”

Rutherford Hayes: “I call upon my witness, Fanny Arabella Hayes.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection, on the grounds that Mr. Hayes is calling his sister as a witness. To me this seems to be a mockery to this trial.”

Franklin: “I will allow Mr. Hayes’ witness. Mr. Hayes, please take care with your witness.

Ms. Hayes, please state your full name, date and place of birth.”

Fanny Hayes: “Thank you Mr. Franklin. Gentlemen, I am Fanny Arabella Hayes, I was born in 1820, in Delaware, Ohio.”

Rutherford Hayes: “Ms. Hayes, do you know me?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Objection, Objection! Mr. Franklin, we all know that they know each other. I think Mr. Hayes is taking us down the road to mockery.”

Rutherford Hayes: “Mr. Franklin, believe me, I will not take this court down the road of mockery.”

Franklin: “Okay Mr. Hayes, I will allow your questions.”

Rutherford Hayes: “Ms. Hayes, do you know me?”

Fanny Hayes: “Yes Mr. Hayes, you are my brother.”

Andrew Jackson: “Hallelujah, at least we have moved past that known fact.”

Prosecuting Presidents: “Laughter.”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, order.”

Rutherford Hayes: “Have you ever known me to have lied in the time that we lived, or when you came to visit me when I was in that cold and dark place?”

Fanny Hayes: “Mr. Hayes, you were a most honest person, and did repent in that cold and dark place. I watched you, my brother, after I passed in 1856. I could never figure why you partook of so many burdens. Why all those negative things were written about you in the newspapers.

Gentlemen, we all know when we pass over; we are able to look into a person, into their very soul. I did, and my brother only did what he thought was for the good of America. What he thought was right.”

Defending Presidents: Standing, applause!

Rutherford Hayes: “Thank you Ms. Hayes. No further questions.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Gentlemen, yes Mr. Hayes was honest. Yes, he only did what he thought was right for America. Yes, Mr. Hayes did repent in that cold and dark place like all of us.

It is also possible that Mr. Hayes is wrong on whether the federal government should be abolished.”

Franklin: “Mr. Jefferson, would you like to question the witness?”

Thomas Jefferson: “No thank you, Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Mr. Ford, would you like to question the witness?”

Gerald Ford: “No Mr. Franklin.”

Franklin: “Thank you for being here, Ms. Hayes, you may leave. This court will take a one hour recess. Gentlemen, please be back here on time, and make sure you bring decorum with you.

After this recess Mr. Garfield, please be prepared to take the floor. Court is adjourned for one hour.”

Chapter 21 James Garfield, I Was the Second of Three Presidents in 1881

Court Notes: Recess lasted one hour.

Franklin: “Mr. Garfield, please take the floor.”

James Garfield: “Gentlemen, I would be the perfect reason for the argument against keeping the federal government going. I was well versed on how Washington worked. I can say it does not work without secret deals. You pull my cart and I will pull your cart. Deals and more deals. With the lobbying efforts of today, you can throw by the people and for the people right out the window. For a short time, I was a member of the House of Representatives, a Senator elect and President elect. The fact was, I did not even want to be president. I supported and campaigned for the then secretary of the treasury, John Sherman. All of us know of the backroom deals, that is how I became president as others in this room.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Garfield, were you not involved in the Credit Mobilier of America scandal?”

James Garfield: “Yes Mr. Lincoln, along with my affair with Ms. Lucia Calhoun.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Garfield, maybe not all presidents are in the shadow of wrong or backroom deals?”

James Garfield: “Mr. Lincoln, gentlemen, if there is any president here who can honestly state that they never did or knew of a backroom deal raise your hand, but remember; that cold and dark place is not pleasant.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Franklin, I object and protest to Mr. Garfield’s question. This is not the place or the time for his question.”

Franklin: “Mr. Lincoln, you are overruled. I feel Mr. Garfield’s question is pertinent to this trial. Gentlemen, if there are any presidents in this room who can raise their hand on Mr. Garfield’s question, please do it now.”

James Garfield: “Gentlemen, no one raised a hand. We all know how Washington and the federal government work. It has grown into a money hungry pit of abyss. The more time proceeds, the larger the pit grows. Sadly, the less the federal government is for the people by the people.

Let us give the power back to the people, by disbanding this federal government. Each state

as a governing body; with direct links to the people, and by the people, each state as a country; to have truly free will of its people.

Gentlemen, this is America’s defining moment. As in 1776, let us once more give the American people a chance at freedom from this thing called the federal government. Mr. Franklin, I yield the floor.”

Prosecuting Presidents: Standing, applause!

Franklin: “Mr. Garfield, you call no witness?”

James Garfield: “Mr. Franklin, as my presidency was a fleeting moment, so will be my statement.”

Franklin: “Gentlemen, at this time. I feel a recess until the morning is in order. Gentlemen, with this recess, I ask each of you to search out your hearts, minds and souls. This court is adjourned until the morning at nine a.m. This court is dismissed.”

Chapter 22 Chester Arthur, The Tragedy, the Presidency.

Court Notes: Court is back in session at nine a.m.

Franklin: “Gentlemen, a judge must remain impartial, especially in a trial of this

importance. I feel I can no longer be impartial and, therefore, will step down from these proceedings.

After giving much thought to who should replace me and take over the duties as judge of this trial, I feel that I have made a wise choice. Therefore, I have appointed Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis. Gentlemen; may God guide

your decisions.”

Court Notes: As Franklin leaves, all presidents stand and applaud. Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis takes his seat as judge.

Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis: “Gentlemen, I will only be referred to as Judge, and the court recorder will record me as only Judge. As you know, I was a federal judge from 1905 until 1922.

I am fiercely independent and my rule is, and will be, absolute. Mr. Franklin has conversed with me on this trial, and at recess, I will read the court transcripts.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection, I feel you are not fit to sit as this judge because of your prejudice ways.”

Judge: “Mr. Lincoln, are you with sin? Did you also spend time in that cold and dark place?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Yes, we all did.”

Judge: “Yes, we all repented for how we lived. Therefore, Mr. Lincoln, with the blessing of all dead federal judges, congressmen and senators, I take this seat. Mr. Lincoln, sit down. Gentlemen, I will not stand for any nonsense. Under Mr. Franklin, you were allowed to speak out. I will not allow this. If you have something to say, pass a note to Mr. Lincoln, Mr. Jefferson or Mr. Ford, and they will make your statement for you.”

Andrew Jackson: “Do we have to pass a note if we also wish to spend time in that cold and dark place.”

Court Notes: Some presidents “Laugh.”

Judge: “Mr. Jackson, please leave my court until tomorrow.”

Andrew Jackson: “By what authority do you ask me to leave?”

Judge: “Mr. Jackson, I have been given my authority by all those who have served as federal judges, congressmen and senators. That should be enough to send you out of this court.

Mr. Jackson, will you leave this court or shall I suspend these court proceedings?”

Court Notes: Andrew Jackson silently leaves.

Judge: “Mr. Jackson, please be here tomorrow at eight a.m. sharp. If anyone is

late, they will not be allowed into my court.”

Gerald Ford: “Judge, the court recorder is still living. Maybe eight a.m. is too early?”

Judge: “Writer Don, do you find it an honor to be the recorder for this most important trial?”

Writer Don: “Yes Judge.”

Judge: “Then I see no problem with the time that I start or end my court.

Gentlemen, I know how government works. My brother Fred served in congress. Now, if we are done with this delay, Mr. Arthur, you have the floor.”

Chester Arthur: “Chester Arthur was one man, and president Chester Arthur was another. As president, one can never be truly independent. I was part of this whole corrupt system called the federal government. I, myself, fattened my government department with employees I really did not need. The only thing healthy for America is for its leaders to be truly independent, which, as you all know, is just a fantasy.”

Abraham Lincoln: “That was then Mr. Arthur.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Yes, and it is worse today.”

Judge: “Gentlemen, I will give you all one warning; raise your hand before you speak or leave my court. Continue Mr. Arthur.”

Chester Arthur: “The ways of the federal government, I was the president of the federal government, and what did I do when I took the office? I sold twenty six wagons of White House furniture. Many of it was priceless, from the time of John Adams, which proves when the federal government is left to its own device, it will always do as a run away train; go off the tracks!

I was known as being honest and efficient. I can honestly say that the federal government is neither honest nor efficient. The witness I call upon will testify to this fact.

I call upon my witness, Mr. John Roscoe.”

Judge: “Mr. Roscoe, state your full name, date and place of birth.”

John Roscoe: “My…..”

Judge: “Mr. Harrison, Mr. Tyler, you may now hold your private conversation outside of my court. Gentlemen, leave and return tomorrow. Mr. Roscoe, continue.”

John Roscoe: “My full name is John Adam Roscoe. I was born in 1835, in Wilmington, Delaware.”

Chester Arthur: “Mr. Roscoe, what did you do for a living?”

John Roscoe: “I was a Civil Servant; I worked for the federal government.”

Chester Arthur: “Mr. Roscoe, where and when did you work for the federal government?”

John Roscoe: “I worked at the White House in Washington, D.C., from 1853 until 1906.”

Chester Arthur: “What did you do at the White House?”

John Roscoe: “I was part of the Quarter Master department for the White House. We purchased whatever the White House needed.”

Chester Arthur: “Mr. Roscoe, looking back over your working career, would you have worked for the federal government or private industry?”

John Roscoe: “If I had to do over again? I still would have worked for the federal government. Working for the federal government, you had some form of job protection. We all knew that the workload and conditions were a lot better at the White House, rather than working in private industry.”

Chester Arthur: “Mr. Roscoe, tell us about the money spent for the White House?”

John Roscoe: “There was lots of money spent for the White House. We, the other workers and myself, had a standing joke; don’t worry about the money spent, it is everyone else’s money. As I turned older I thought, if we spent and wasted this much money just for the White House, just think how much money the federal government spends, and also wastes. I no longer joked about the money spent.”

Judge: “Mr. Lincoln, would you like to question the witness?”

Abraham Lincoln: “No questions Judge.”

Judge: “Mr. Ford, do you have any questions for the witness?”

Gerald Ford: “Judge, if I may, I have some questions that would pertain to history for Mr. Roscoe.”

Judge: “Mr. Ford, I will not have my court turned into a history lesson, sit down. Mr. Roscoe, you are dismissed. Mr. Cleveland, you may take the floor and present your statement.”

Chapter 23 Grover Cleveland, President Twice, Non–consecutive Terms

Grover Cleveland: “Gentlemen, I would like to propose several motions, which should be added into the amendments, which we will present to the American people.

The first motion I propose, is for the president to select his cabinet, not by party affiliation, but by who will do the best job for the American people.”

Judge: “All in favor of Mr. Cleveland’s motion; raise your hands. Motion carries by a wide margin. Writer Don, make sure this motion is in the amendments. Continue Mr. Cleveland.”

Grove Cleveland: “As you know, I have always disdained imperialism and foreign expansion by any country. In 1893, a group of Americans thought it would be in their best interest to overthrow Queen Liliuokalani of the Hawaii Islands.

This overthrow of a head of state was done because a few Americans thought it fitting. That is why my second motion should be placed in the amendments; a foreign policy of non- expansion, and to bring all American armed forces home.”

Judge: “Let me see a show of hands; all those in favor of Mr. Cleveland’s motion? Looks like your motion does not carry, Mr. Cleveland, continue.”

Grover Cleveland: “Let the recorder show that I wish to bring this motion up at the end of this trial.”

Judge: “Writer Don, place Mr. Cleveland’s motion in the record to be brought forth at the end of this trial. Continue Mr. Cleveland.”

Grover Cleveland: “Gentlemen, I was wrong when I once said that even though the people support the government, the government should not support the people. The government has always been the people. Therefore, the people should support the people.

There are times in men’s lives in which they must be willing to support those who need relief.

The Congress, Senate and the Office of the President are controlled by special interests. We must break this form of tyranny. I seek a motion to outlaw any and all lobbyists from federal government.”

Judge: “All in favor of Mr. Cleveland’s motion; raise your hand. Mr. Cleveland, your motion carries. Writer Don, make sure this is added to the amendments. Continue Mr.

Cleveland.”

Grover Cleveland: “Before I call my witness, I would like to say my dying words; ‘I have tried so hard to do right.’

Now gentlemen, that I have crossed over, I say we should try so hard to do right for America. I call upon Mr. Bland.”

Judge: “Mr. Bland, state your full name, date and place of birth.”

Richard Bland: “My name is Richard Parker Bland. I was born in 1835, near Hartford, Ohio.”

Judge: “Mr. Cleveland, he is your witness, proceed.”

Grover Cleveland: “Mr. Bland, what was your expertise in life?”

Richard Bland: “I worked for the federal government in the department of mining. I guess you could say I was an expert on precious metals, such as silver and gold.”

Grover Cleveland: “Looking at the monetary policies of the federal government and their run away spending, which no one here can deny, what would help the federal government with their monetary policy?”

Richard Bland: “First, rein in the spending; second, to have America go on the Bi-metallic standard of silver and gold.”

Grover Cleveland: “Why not just gold? Why silver and gold?”

Richard Bland: “Being on just the gold standard is too restrictive. But by being on the silver and gold standard, it gives a very solid base to place America’s currency.”

Grover Cleveland: “Gentlemen, looking at the way this federal government spends money as reckless as it does, it is time for this federal government to become financially responsible. I would like to motion that America be placed

on the Bi-metal standard of silver and gold, to be placed in the amendments.”

Judge: “All in favor of Mr. Cleveland’s motion; raise your hand. Mr. Cleveland, it looks like it’s about even. Your motion does not carry, continue.”

Grover Cleveland: “Judge, I yield the floor.”

Judge: “Mr. Lincoln, do you have any questions for the witness?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Yes judge.”

Judge: “Begin Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Bland, would it be well suited for America to first go onto the gold standard, then if all is well, to go onto this bi-metal standard of silver and gold?”

Richard Bland: “Yes, but this should be done within ten years, if not, it may cause inflation.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Gentlemen, I would like to bring a motion forward to be placed in the amendments. America would first go on the gold standard, and then within a ten year period, America would be placed on a Bi-metal standard of silver and gold, along with many safe guards.”

Judge: “A show of hands for Mr. Lincoln’s motion. Mr. Lincoln, your motion carries. Writer Don, place this into the amendments, continue Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “No further questions, Judge.”

Judge: “Mr. Ford, do you have any questions for Mr. Bland?”

Gerald Ford: “No questions Judge.”

Judge: “Thank you Mr. Bland, you may leave this court. Gentlemen, a thirty minute recess is in order. Those who are late will not be allowed to return to my court. Court is adjourned”

Chapter 24 Benjamin Harrison, I Lost the Popular Vote and Still Became President

Court Notes: Recess lasted thirty minutes.

Judge: “Mr. Harrison, you have the floor.”

Benjamin Harrison: “I will make it brief. I would like to see states’ rights over the federal government’s rights. I am not completely in favor to disband the federal government but more in favor to mute the federal government. No matter what happens, I only have one great hope. That would be for a great enhancement of America’s educational system. I support America’s educational system; it is the only thing that makes all Americans equal. I state here and now, America needs a totally free education for all. To let all Americans go on to higher education, totally free. I ask for a motion that all higher education be of no cost to those Americans wishing to do so. Gentlemen, please stand with me on my motion.”

Judge: “All those in favor of Mr. Harrison’s motion, raise your hand. Yes, the motion carries. Court recorder, please note this in the record. Continue Mr. Harrison.”

Benjamin Harrison: “Gentlemen, my next item is the power of the Office of the President. This office is too powerful. One man can drag all of America into war, even a war in which Americans do not desire to go. I call for a motion to keep the Office of the President strong. But at the same time, to make the office more accountable.”

Judge: “Yes, and a good motion, Mr. Harrison. Let me see those presidents’ hands who agree with Mr. Harrison’s motion. Very good, Mr. Harrison’s motion carries. Court recorder, please make a note of this motion in the court notes. Continue Mr. Harrison.”

Benjamin Harrison: “I will finish up speaking to those who live, who are with

means. I pity a man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman who produces the cloth will starve in the process. Judge, I yield the floor.”

All Presidents: Standing with applause!

Judge: “Very good statement, Mr. Harrison. Gentlemen, we will take a thirty minute recess. Upon our return, Mr. McKinley, please be prepared to take the floor. Court is adjourned for thirty minutes.”

Chapter 25 William McKinley, What America Makes the World Would Take

Judge: “Mr. McKinley, you have the floor.”

William McKinley: “Thank you judge. Gentlemen, America was the place for manufacturing all sorts of goods that were not only good for America, but for the world. There was a saying, ‘What America makes the world should take.’ And the world did, America prospered, the worker prospered. Now what has become of America’s industrial base? Gentlemen, the sad fact is America has no industrial base. This is dangerous to the national security. American leaders of today have pushed for free world markets, with no consideration of the forgotten American worker….”

All presidents: Standing with applause!

William McKinley: “Gentlemen, I seek a motion that would protect American work, the American people.”

Judge: “Gentlemen, let me see a show of hands for those in favor of Mr. McKinley’s motion?

Let the record show that, by a wide margin, Mr. McKinley’s motion passes. Continue Mr. McKinley.”

William McKinley: “Gentlemen, my own party, the Republican party, is not the same as it was during my time. During my lifetime, the Republican Party was for the rights of the people.

I remember in the year 1895, I was the Republican Governor of the great state of

Ohio. I had received a telegram from impoverished miners in the Hocking Valley. Out of my own pocket, I paid for a railroad car full of food and other supplies. I then instructed every chamber of commerce in my state to investigate the number of citizens who were living below poverty. The great state of Ohio helped 10,000 of its citizens who were in need. It was the state and not the Federal Government who helped.”

Prosecuting Presidents: Standing with applause!

William McKinley: “Gentlemen, I agree that government should not take care of every whim of its citizens, but it must take care of those in need. Judge, I call my witness, Mr. Harold Wilson.”

Judge: “Mr. Wilson, please state your full name, date, and place of birth.”

Harold Wilson: “My full name is Harold Michael James Wilson. I was born in 1874, in Hocking Valley, Ohio.”

Judge: “Proceed with your witness, Mr. McKinley.”

William McKinley: “Mr. Wilson, what was your occupation?”

Harold Wilson: “First I would like to personally thank you, President McKinley,

for helping the miners and their families in

1895.”

Judge: “Yes Mr. Jefferson.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Objection Judge, on the grounds that Mr. McKinley is building his case with grandstanding.”

William McKinley: “Judge, I am not building my case with grandstanding but on the truth.”

Judge: “Mr. Lincoln, you are over ruled. Mr. McKinley, please raise your hand before speaking. Mr. Wilson, answer the question.”

Harold Wilson: “My occupation was a miner.”

William McKinley: “Do you remember the year 1895, and if you do, could you please tell this court about that year?”

Harold Wilson: “Yes, I remember 1895, and what happened. Very unpleasant. The miners had gone on strike for better and safer working conditions. By 1895, we had nothing. Over 2700 miners and our families were slowly starving. If it were not for people like President McKinley, I think a lot of people would have died.”

William McKinley: “Thank you Mr. Wilson. No further questions Judge.”

Judge: “Mr. Lincoln, would you like to question the witness?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Yes I would, Judge.”

Judge: “Proceed Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Wilson, the reason why the miners and their families had no means was because you were not working. Is this correct?”

Harold Wilson: “Yes Mr. President, but..”

Abraham Lincoln: “Thank you Mr. Wilson. No further questions Judge.”

Judge: “Yes Mr. Jefferson?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Judge, I think this court would like to hear the rest of Mr. Wilson’s statement.”

Judge: “Yes Mr. Jefferson. Mr. Wilson, would you like to finish your statement?”

Harold Wilson: “Your Honor, I was just going to say, the only reason we were not working was because of the unsafe working conditions. We were afraid to go into the mines. We just wanted to go to work and be able to come home.”

Judge: “Mr. Lincoln, would you like to recall the witness?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Yes judge, I would.”

Judge: “Proceed Mr. Lincoln.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Wilson, you stated that the miners were without means because you were not working, because you were on a strike?”

Harold Wilson: “Yes Mr. President. We only wanted safe working conditions.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Mr. Wilson, is it not possible that the miners could have kept working and still demanded safer working conditions.”

Harold Wilson: “With all due respect, President Lincoln, I, for one, did not want

to go any longer into the mines because I feared that much for my life.”

Judge: “Yes Mr. Jefferson?”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mr. Lincoln, it is the same as you would not want to go back

to Fords theater.”

Defending Presidents: “Snickers”

Judge: “I will let that one go, Mr. Jefferson. Mr. Lincoln, do you have any more questions for Mr. Wilson?”

Abraham Lincoln: “Judge, let the court record show that the only reason why Mr. Wilson was without means, was the fact that Mr. Wilson was not working, for there were other jobs to be done in 1895 besides mining. No further questions Judge.”

Judge: “Mr. Ford, would you like to question the witness?”

Gerald Ford: “No Judge, no questions.”

Judge: “Thank you, Mr. Wilson, for your testimony, you may leave this court.

Gentlemen, we will take a one hour recess, court adjourned.”

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